Now I am speaking to you, fathers. If you isolate yourself in a room and indulge in pornography, you are not sick; you are evil. You are having intercourse with a computer, or with the pages of a publication. In effect you are having an erotic experience with the editor—probably another man. While you are fanaticizing with that commercially produced image, know that there are thousands of others engaged in eroticism with the same image, at the same time as you. You are part of a disgusting group of perverts, all piled onto the same image together. And somewhere there is a sexually dysfunctional editor enjoying the extent of his erotic powers.
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Masturbating with a publication = sex with its editor = group sex with all its other readers???
That's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?
" In effect you are having an erotic experience with the editorprobably another man"
By that logic, when you have sex with your wife, you are really having an erotic experience with her father. Yeah...I don't think we want to go there...
If you eat at McDonald's, you are not sick; you are evil. When you eat a Big Mac, in effect you are having a culinary experience of the cook - probably another human. While you are enjoying that commercially produced and standardized burger, know that there are thousands of others eating the exact same burger, at the same time as you. You are part of a disgusting group of cannibals, all eating the same underpaid chef together.
Wow - apparently I am not the only one who got turned on by this kind of talk.
And Michael here also seems to be really <i>deep</i> into this topic. He virtually gets off to the mere thought of porn reading fathers... is this masturbation, too?
Michael Pearl... ranting about how evil pornography is, while sharing a name with a famous Victorian porn magazine (text)
I sense a little irony there...
@Allegory for Jesus
Actually, since he almost certainly believes God created all humans....
When he has sex with his wife, he's really shagging God.
That has to be a sin.
I've got a stiffy that won't quit now. Since you put those evil porny editor sex images into my head, by your logic, I am shagging you.
That makes you gay, incidentally.
And since homosex is the work of the Devil, doesn't that mean you should do the decent thing and re-educate yourself post haste?
Sweet :) How is this bad? Oh, and what if the person who produced the pron was a woman? Does that make it ok? Or what if you are a woman that enjoys porn produced by men? Is that ok?
You are part of a disgusting group of perverts
Yeah, I know :) I don't think that they would let you join though.
all piled onto the same image together.
Again, how is this bad?
And somewhere there is a sexually dysfunctional editor enjoying the extent of his erotic powers.
Run! Run people! Run from the erotic powers!
Now I am speaking to you, fathers. If you isolate yourself in a room and indulge in pornography, you are not sick; you are evil....
So in order for for fapping to be alright (awwwright?) I just need to avoid fathering a spawn? Vasectomy, here I come!
So far, alls I have fathered is shower babies. QAPLAH!
I do find the idea of being a "part of a disgusting group of perverts" interesting, though.
Ah, I'd forgotten about the Pearls and 'No Greater Lunacy'.
Seriously though, this is the least of their follies, the child abuse they advocate is far, far nastier.
I'm having sex with my computer? Funny, I don't think my PC has a dick-drive. That's it, I'm switching to Mac.
All in all, this is NO Pearl of wisdom.
"You are having intercourse with a computer"
So...does he use the disk drive, or...wait...the USB? Dang, now I'm curious...
Wow..... that sounds kind of hot.... Did someone have to excuse himself to the bathroom after writing this?
Hey, share your porn with your spouse. It can do wonders for a slumping sex life.
And how small is your penis if you can have sex with a computer?
"If you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with everyone they slept with"
This only applies to STDs. Fail.
What he's doing is fantasizing.
What YOU'RE doing is fanaticizing.
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Now personally I don't agree with porn, because it degrades people to nothing but a collection of holes and two hands. Call me a feminazi, call me a prude, I don't care. But Michael is diluting the argument with his fundie madness. Sex is not wrong. Masturbating is not wrong. Michael's leaps of logic are.
I agree that porn is crap but that doesn't mean we're having sex with the editor.
If you were fantasizing over a picture of your girl (if you have one) would that mean that yer fantasizing the photographer.
Funny post XD XD XD
I write pornography.
And boy, do I ever enjoy it.
I try not to think about the readers, though.
What are the chances that the editor is a fat man with no charm whatsoever, even to his own wife, that uses hot women to earn money?. Introduce him to them and he will turn them off, for sure.
"...you are not sick; you are evil."
Of course, according to your doctrine, everyone is evil. Kind of makes your little screed redundant, doesn't it?
Why are you only speaking to the fathers? What about the mothers? What if they isolate themselves? As long as you're not depriving your significant other of sex, there's no problem with getting a bit of imagination elsewhere, is there? As most porn is aimed at heterosexual men, women have "conditioned" themselves to be aroused by that kind of porn.
That editor is probably enjoying the addition to his or her bank-account, first and foremost.
Confused?
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