Hey, dummy, you think God ignores prayers? This Tuesday, around 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. Eastern time, Jon McCain will be elected United States of America president for 2008-2012. Wanna know why? Because I have faith.
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"Hey, dummy, you think God ignores prayers?"
Hey dummy, the real god is Allah, and he did answer prayers. Just not yours.
Hey, dummy, you think God ignores prayers?
No, I don't think that there is a "god" to hear your prayers in the first place.
This Tuesday, around 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. Eastern time,
It's a rare event for an election to be called that early seeing as how at 10pm eastern time the polls haven't even closed on the west coast
Jon McCain will be elected United States of America president for 2008-2012.
Boy I bet you are feeling kind of stupid right now. especially since "Jon" McCain wasn't even one of the candidates.
Wanna know why?
No so much, No
Because I have faith.
Whole lot of good that did you.
Well, OBVIOUSLY what had happened was that god didn't want McCain to be president, seeing as how Obama is the antichrist, and god says it's time for the rapture to happen and destroy this country and the world. Obviously.
Seriously, where's your faith now? McCain lost, Obama won, your prayers weren't worth jack, and your faith is in vain. Now go cry in a corner and deal with it.
"Hey, dummy, you think God ignores prayers?"
No. I think he doesn't hear them because he doesn't appear to exist outside the minds of believers.
"This Tuesday, around 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. Eastern time, Jon McCain will be elected United States of America president for 2008-2012. Wanna know why? Because I have faith."
Hell of a lot of good that did you.
Hey, dummy, you think God ignores prayers?
Maybe he just ignores yours.
Hey, dummy, you think God listens to prayers? Last Tuesday, around 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. Eastern time, Barack Obama was elected United States of America president for 2008-2016. Wanna know why? Because The SANE Majority in America have SPOKEN.
So much for 'Faith'. Your 'God' couldn't handle iron chariots, he CERTAINLY couldn't handle the will of the people.
The only explanation? (check one):
[ ] God has rejected the Repubicans, and right-wing fundies in general, and now favours the Democrats, left-wingers & Atheists.
[ ] God doesn't exist.
Take your time. I know it's a tough choice for the hard of thinking like you, dancingseries.
So now we can conclude,
I bet you are feeling pretty stupid now.
Maybe you will think about your "faith" now?
This is almost as funny as the many failed predictions of the end of the world.
Ahahahahahahahaha.
Owned.
You should have made your prediction a bit less concise. You know, like the OT prophets. "Woe unto you, Israel, for one of these days some bad shit's going to go down; but the Lord will have mercy, and some good shit will go down, too, only not as much as the bad. Wait and see if it doesn't. Amen."
"This Tuesday, around 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. Eastern time, Jon McCain will be elected United States of America president for 2008-2012."
So, my friend, would you like to cook your words, or just eat them straight?
Faith won't save you now, Mr. Series! But I feel your pain, Dancy: Your Candidate of choice didn't get sworn in, and I have to live in the same world as you (Mostly Racist) False Christians who whine that Obama is "TEH ANTECRIST!!!11!!".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *falls off rocker*
Oh man. I needed that. Thanks to Paschal Wagner for the HAA-ha pic, by the way. That was what really did it.
Hah!!! And you call yourself a christian!!Ha! Looks like somebody else outprayed your holier than thou ass!!But wait...maybe you were not holy enough?!!? Could that be the case?Or maybe you didn't squeeze your eyes tight enough??Or maybe god doesnt like your sorry ass!Yeah,maybe god finally said enough is enough with you pathetic loudmouths,and made Obama president in order to shut you evangelical fuck bags up,once and for all!!!Yeah,thats the one Im going with.The last one.
Hey, dummy, you think God ignores prayers?
Hey dummy, do you think hot babes ignore little boys who masturbate?
You betcha.
You pray, you pray and you pray, and finally it happens. God answers your prayer and John McCain wins the election!
Now who's that black guy standing at the presidential podium giving a speech?
And if that doesn't teach you that faith is useless then nothing will. Unless you prefer to think that the faith of the Obama supporters was stronger than yours. That would make God a Democrat, which I guess in your eyes is even worse than God not existing at all. In that case, I have some good news for you.
Nice faith you've got there, dancingseries. It worked wonders, really.
Or, it might have had something to do with actual people actually voting... But, what do I know?
I don't know what to do in this situation,
2. slowly applaud said fail
3. Or record this for future references
"Hey, dummy, you think God ignores prayers? This Tuesday, around 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. Eastern time, Jon McCain will be elected United States of America president for 2008-2012. Wanna know why? Because I have faith."
It's Tuesday 11th January 2011. Obama was elected pesident three years ago, and Joe Biden became Vice-President. It's not looking very good for your 'faith, dancingseries. Oh, and as for 'prayers'...:
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Nothing fails like prayer.
>:D
I think the disappointment at their failure is what led to the Right to turn so... Unhinged. Crazy. Batshit fucking loco. However you care to describe whatever the hell the Right's become today.
I shudder to think what their reaction will be if Obama gets reelected, which is highly likely given his competition, Romney/Gingrich and Cain/Perry. And Ron Paul.
God, what fresh hell will they unleash on ordinary Americans if he's reelected...? They are already trying to literally sabotage the economy to hurt his chances. I shudder to think what they'll try next.
Confused?
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