If I had the power to do so, I'd rip out every internet connection in the world and there'd be no internet. It is simply too evil in this present wicked world and few people have the spiritual character to control where they go. I'd get rid of the mainstream newsmedia, shutdown the networks. I'd rid this world of television altogether. The world is simply too evil. Oh, how the world needs Jesus!
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START WITH YOURS!
(sorry for the caps)
"If I had the power to do so, I'd rip out every internet connection in the world and there'd be no internet.”
You evil son of a bitch.
"It is simply too evil in this present wicked world and few people have the spiritual character to control where they go.”
CoughcoughGOOGLE SAFE SEARCHcough cough.
"I'd get rid of the mainstream news media,”
Fine by me.
"The world is simply too evil.”
So your logic is, we can’t have these things because they’re evil, and then you say that we need to get rid of them because the WORLD ITSELF is evil. I is confuse.
And remember, children: god abhors a hypocrite!
Which means to anyone who actually reads his biography that he's self-loathing . Which would explain a lot about the religions that pop up around him, come to think of it. Though that fails to explain outliers like Davey, who couldn't find fault in themselves if they tried (not that they ever would).
How fucking dare you, you clueless pedophilic asshole. The Internet is the single greatest thing humanity as accomplished. The sum total of our knowledge accessible to everyone and anyone and you are so fucking malignantly imbecilic that you would wish for a world without it? You are a pustule on this earth, David, and the only ones who will even note your passing are us who relentlessly mock you.
PS yes I am aware of the irony of complaining about the Internet on the Internet but anyone actively wishing for a dumber world just really fucking raises my dander
Without the internet you'd not be able to reach out to as wide an audience as you are doing now. Fair enough, many only access your website to mock, but the point stands. You'd have a smaller avenue to expose this imagined tyranny without it.
"It is simply too evil in this present wicked world and few people have the spiritual character to control where they go."
Forgot to delete your search history again, huh?
If I had the power to do so, I'd rip out every internet connection in the world and there'd be no internet. It is simply too evil in this present wicked world
>2015
2018:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=136098
1- Grab hold of router
2- Pull
3- Throw router in bin
4- Obey Matthew 10:14, sell your computer and give the money to a charity*
5- ?????
6- PROFIT!
Go ahead. The only one stopping you: is you .
*- It would be the first good thing you'll have ever done in your pathetic paedophilic life. Instead of what makes you the worthless inferior subhuman you are: Hypocrisy .
Oh, I'm afraid that the only ones going to Hell are Pharasaical fundies like you : not we Atheists.
You need Richard Dawkins.
“ It is simply too evil in this present wicked world and few people have the spiritual character to control where they go.”
Davey, you can’t stop beating off to Taylor Swift videos, so you want the entire internet taken aaway from everyone, to stop your sinning.
But the Bible says if your balls drive you to sin, you should cut them off, not the internet.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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