Antichrist is a charismatic guy who will seem to have the solution for all the world's problems.
in short, vote mccain
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Really, I thought someone would of started coming out with something original after the election, but nope it's the same old shit.
Maybe I'll have to check out the approval page to find interesting information.
"3 1/2 years from now is 2012, the year the Mayans predict to be the apocolypse."
I thought your Bible said that other religions were lies perpetrated by evil people? If it's a lie, then you can't use it as evidence. If it's not a lie, then your Bible is wrong anyway. End of story.
Everyone will love the antichrist until he turns evil 31/2 years into his reign
And, of course, the Mayans were Christians, which explains why you can incorporate the Mayan calendar into your... analysis.
(I was also going to mention the Conquistadors' campaigns to wipe out Mayan culture, but then realized that there have never been any examples of two Christian groups ever violently conflicting before... Orange and green...)
"in short, vote mccain"
You're too late by now.
"Muslim descent" is a meaningless term, since Muslim isn't a race or variety of humanity, but a religious orientation that one can choose. You can no more be of "Muslim descent" than you can be of "sci-fi fan descent."
How can you claim the anti-Christ is Muslim? Islam didn't exist when the Babble was written.
And, you, as a "good Christian" are a believer in Mayan prophecies?
"Antichrist is of Muslim descent."
I heard he was Jewish, that way he would parallel Jesus.
"3 1/2 years from now is 2012, the year the Mayans predict to be the apocolypse."
Inasmuch as Unix admins expect 2038 to be the end of time. It's more like their calendar overflowed and they didn't live long enough to add another millenia or whatever.
Mayans predicted no such thing, douche.
They had many increments for time - none of which quite sync up with our year, decade, century, etc. THe longest of these lasted until 2012.
Do you write calenders for 2562? Or would you wait until you got closer to that time to write up a new one? Retards think that 2012 has some special significance just because the Mayans all died out before they needed to write a new calender.
No. Obama is from Illionse, not the Middle East.
You just wait. 2012 will roll around and we will all still be here.
Hmmm...logged onto Biblegateway.com for a quick search and got...
Sorry. No results found for "Muslim" in Keyword Search.
So...I gotta call CHAPTER and VERSE where the Antichrist is gonna be Muslim.
Just to update.
1. I do exist (well unless you want to get into the Zen what is existence thing)
2. David D.G. I'm pretty sure there's 3rd generation trekie descendents out there, although I don't think most of them want to admit it.
3. I'm Scandinavian, not Middle Eastern
Walks away muttering
Antichrist is of Muslim descent.
[citation needed]
the year the Mayans predict to be the apocolypse.
False. A time of "great change" doesn't = apocolypse.
Obama will be shot or something by some #*# hicks or skinheads, leading to a near fatal injury.
DHS has been informed.
Ignoring the point that Mayans were not Christians, and that since your bible makes no mention of muslims (who came 500 years later):
The Mayan calender is simply ending it's 13th B'ak'tun (sp?) cycle. The calender repeats every about 500 years or so for the B'ak'tun cycle. In fact, several Mayans predicted events several millions of years in the future, so I don't think that they thought the world would end by 2012
see, i dont get why people think the world will end when the Mayan calander rolls over to 0 again.
I mean, does a car cease to exist or explode when its odometer rolls over to 0? No, though depending on how many digits it has, and how well looked after the car is, it may not last very much longer, but that would be due to mechanical wear of driving many thousands of mile/kilometres.
If what you say is true, then voting against obama is going against the will of god, after all jesus cant come back without the anti-christ in power! Vote for Obama, bring on Jesus!
The 13-Baktun cycle reset IS thought of as a new "Day of Creation", but only in the sense of a new era being created. Not the cosmic reset button that the last few paragraphs of the Apocalypse seem to suggest.
Maybe we'll all develop Stands or something...
I remember when they used to say the anti-christ was prophesied to be a Russian Communist.
Ah, times change, don't they??
I think that you shouldn't have worried about 2012. You aren't Terrence McKenna, you haven't made software while on shrooms and figuratively been a monkey throwing at a dartboard hitting the Doomsday area.
And don't vote Trump because he claims he always has the best solutions to everything and even claims to be the chosen one (other than having demonstrated his incompetency and danger to national security and threat to democracy). But this was probably irrelevant to the racist poster, who only wanted to mean: "Obama is black, so promote lies about him."
Confused?
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