samir #fundie

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During the Middle Ages in Europe, most people were Christian and had morals because the government helped keep them on the straight and narrow path. I'm willing to bet a high percentage went to heaven. In America, with freedom of religion and freedom of the press, people are allowed to teach whatever Satanic lies they want to teach and as a result so many people are deceived and living ungodly lives. I bet most will go to hell. That's what I'd call a disaster.

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old comment by Anon-e-moose

Where's your degree in History, Jerky? And I speak as someone who lives in Hull: effectively the starting point of the English Civil War*: Politico-Theological in nature; as the Parliamentarians: Protestants led by Oliver Cromwell fought against the Royalists: Catholics who wanted King Charles I to have power over Parliament; 'Divine Right of Kings' and all that jazz.

If the latter had won, you wouldn't be thinking the way you do now: you'd be a Catholic, as you wouldn't even have a Constitution to protect your religious beliefs: as your country would still be part of the British Empire.

Frankly, you should be glad of King George III: the then Head of the Church of England: Protestant.

...but then, no Professor of Theology are you either.

...oh, and your God Complex is showing, Jerkoid who is going to Hell. Prove me wrong. Now. [/Matthew 7:1]

*- What's stopping you from consulting the extensive & detailed writings on the English Civil War by the former Technology Minister & Parliamentarian Tony Benn; the most eminent expert on the subject. You should, you know, Jerky. Why?

Because Tony Benn was a devout Church of England Christian. And as a member of the Labour Party, a Christian Socialist.

He's in Heaven now. Prove me wrong II, Jerkoid. Now.

Your refusal to do so will be an admission from you that he is in Heaven: as he is one of the Elect. And you'll never be.

I refer you to Matthew 7:1.

...oh, but then as he was a Parliamentarian: part of the secular democracy that is Britain's Parliamentary system, he was Elected, therefore he is of the Elect already.

You don't vote for Gods. Therefore your 'Lord' is an enemy of Democracy, and is a dictator who has no right to exist.

Like I say, you should study Tony Benn's writings on the English Civil War. You'd then learn what ultimately happened to the Catholic dictator King Charles I.

If not for what happened to him, you wouldn't have your 'Christian Bible' today: that authorised by your precious Queen James I; of what religion was he again...?!

Enjoy your paradox, Jerkiepoos. Especially as your precious 'Constitution Party' has never actually read what it's named after; does it contain the words 'God', 'Jesus', 'Creator' or 'Marriage' verbatim...?!

old comment by B.L. Zebub

From the offices of
B.L. Zebub
1313 Highway To Hell
Hell's Half Acre, 66616

re: Jerry

It has come to my attention that the poster who refers himself to Jerry is working on my behalf. Like many before him, Jerry is unaware at how much easier my job is with the unintentional help. I would congratulate the being known here as Jerry for a wonderful job, however like many before him, I cannot. He is not the caliber of those such as Ken Ham, the father and son team of Kent and Eric Hovind, and my personal favorite unintentional employee Pat Robertson.

However, I have taken somewhat of a notice at Jerry's trolling efforts and must at least acknowledge his help as little as it is. With some practice, he may be able to come into the likes of David J. Stewart, the human who refers himself as WorldGoneCrazy, and the posters of Rapture Ready.

As for Jerry, may I suggest a small start along the likes of Grace Kim Kwon, Anna Deihl, and Sassy.

Sincerely,
B.L. Zebub

old comment by Thirddrop

Jerry, this is from a previous post I submitted to a DJS incoherence. He didn't answer me. I would really like one. Can you do that?

"Now this is what I cannot get my head around with born againers like Davey here. If the KJV of the Bible is the only holy and sacred God's word Christian bible, how could such a perfect book be created from what Davey would regard as a Satanic document?

After all, the KJV was translated from the Latin Vulgate, a Catholic Bible. Even Davey would have to agree with basic Christian theology which says the Satan is the ultimate evil. If Catholics are of Satan, again I ask, how could a perfect good, eg, the KJV come from ultimate evil?

old comment by Canadiest

During the Middle Ages there was a horror called the Catholic church, there were variations of it in Gnostic Africa and splinter groups forming from additional Scriptures. They were all attempting full on dictatorships.

Jerry, there were no fucking Baptists and even if such a splinter group was forming they were nothing like your Americanized Johnny come much lately evangelical BULLSHIT. Even your 1800s Baptists had nothing in common with you Rapture Republican Retards, now the KKK, that's your roots.

There was no Bible in the time of Moses, there was no preachers with scripture in hand preaching to the people of Noahs time, your entire Bible is a product plagiarized from older multi god religions.

You. Jerry, HAVE NOTHING but stolen rewritten myth.

samir #fundie christianforums.com

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