"the bible is true. the bible is the word of God, it is so typical of you damned athiests trying to ruin God. but let me tell you something you athiests and non-believers cant ruin God. God created you and he can destroy you. I've had it with you athiest and non-believers. Dont mess with God."
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The words! They burn! Wait... no they don't. Your god sucks! Where's my divine retribution? SMITE ME, OH MIGHTY SMITER!
Hmm, nothing happening...
Oh, and I guess that whole 'turn the other cheek' bit was a bunch of bull?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heard it before, laugh at it then, too.
Don't Mess with Texas...
Don't Mess with God...
Where DOES it end???
I have never understood why God would be so angry at people for not believing in him when he gave us the ability to think for ourselves and come to our own decisions. Not to mention, if he's the ultimate creator and master of the universe, you'd think he could handle a little criticism.
"God created you and he can destroy you."
A threat from a sheeple of "The God of Threats" Yahweh.
This is not likely to win converts.
Just so you know.
Whut?
You mean that egotistical little asswipe fucktard of a soul-vampire, god?
ooOOOoooo. I'm so scared of dat mean ol' bogeyman.
How many times do you suppose this "goodfella" character has prayed to his god to smite down the "athiests and non-believers"?
I don't know either, but I *do* know how many times his prayers have been answered.
So supposedly, we're "trying to ruin God", but you're getting offended? Not only are you getting angry on somebody else's behalf, but that other person may not even exist. This is one of the stupidest things someone can do. Way to go.
Unless you're angry because you percieve atheists as some sort of threat to your religion. Which is still stupid, because I don't think atheists are really trying to destroy anybody's religion.
If God is mad at atheists and non-believers, let him deal with it; I'm sure that he can. But we all know that YOU'RE certainly not going to change anything.
Oh, so he can destroy us now? I thought before that he could only torture us for eternity, cause he can't destroy shit. And why shouldn't we mess with god, we'll show he's not what you think? (Like, existing, having any power, keeping promises...)
Hey man, haven't you heard of the great commission?
You are supposed to do anything to get us to believe in the almighty.
You wouldn't want to make Christianity seem like an other foaming at the mouth cult now would you?
Oh and btw, god doesn't need a big bully to stand up for him. I'm sure if he existed he would be able to handle little old me.
One of the thing I've observed about fundamentalist is that they have a very fixed idea about atheist. They think that they don't believe in God because they haven't read the Bible or because they haven't hit the jackpot with Jesus the way they did. They don't understand that, more often than not, it's the intolerance, the abuse and the misuse of the Bible and the Christian tenets(of which, believe me, they're more aware than you think)what make them walk out Christianity.
If god could destroy me, he would have done so a long time ago. I am [along with many other people] some of the best evidence that god either isn't at all powerful, or simply isn't there. How, you ask? By handing his ass to him on a silver platter pretty much every day. Why hasn't he killed me yet? I produce shocking publicity for him in bulk discount quantities and yet I'm still here. Could it be that his "plan" also includes self-destruction?
God created you and he can destroy you.
You scare me! If you hear voices telling you to destroy atheists, please don't listen to them. It's not god! for real, it's not!
Wow, it's like an internet bully, but he's using the "I'm gonna tell my big brother and he's gonna beat you up!" bit.
"Internet Tough-Guy Jesus" award, maybe?
Hey, it's been a whole day now, and that immortal retarded abortion hasn't done anything to me.
Seriously, goodfella, the credibility half-life of your owner expired eons ago.
So, goodfella, why don't you just let God handle us?
And if you've "had it" with us, does that mean we've heard the last of you?
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You know if you type God enough, it kinda starts to look funny?
If god exsits, may he strike me down....nothin. i have a cramp in my leg, my balls hurt, and now i'm blind. no, i'm ok.
-George carlin
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