the only reason why freddy kruger [stop making (sic)] movies is because JESUS CHRIST came into teenagers dreams and rock their world. Now Freddy is afraid to enther their dreams cause they will hunt him down and would never leave him alone.
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Psst! JSSLNN! Freddy Krueger is a charector, not a real person. The folks who own the rights to the charector have NOT stopped making Freddy movies, if you'll remember 'Freddy Vs. Jason' just two short years ago. In fact, that movie is going to enjoy a sequel soon that will mark the 9TH Freddy and 11th Jason movie. Sooooo once again an idiot fundy doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about. I have learned the bible before I went around berating it, please have the common courtesy to do the same and know what you are saying when you open that vacuuous mouth-anus of yours.
Freddy fights with knives on his glove, Jason fights with a chainsaw, machete, hot poker and anything else he can find. What does Jesus fight with?
I think Justin S. (I love techno, trance, rave, exc./spiceboy/SLNN)'s life is just one long ass acid trip.
<Freddy fights with knives on his glove, Jason fights with a chainsaw, machete, hot poker and anything else he can find. What does Jesus fight with?>
Justin: Seriously, Dude, put down the remote, back away from the keyboard, and walk outside. There is an actual world out there. You need to get away from the electronics occasionally to help you realize the difference between reality and fantasy. Damn, you can't even keep your fantasies separate. Really, go outside.
Mad dog said: "Jason fights with a chainsaw"
Little boy, you DO know that Freddy Krueger is a fictious character, don't you? You know, made-up, not true, just a story? Hmmm, come to think of it, it's evident you can't tell the difference. That's why you're a christian!
Hehe, is this a window to Wes Cravens mind while on crack, or what? "Freddy Versus Jesus. No matter who wins, you'll curse us for making another sequel."
*sigh*
It's fiction, dimbulb.
This is by no means a preferred movie genre of mine, but even I know that Freddy is no more real than the T Rex in Jurassic Park.
You really are not too bright, are you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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