"'And Tango Makes Three' is based on a true story about two male penguins at New York's Central Park Zoo who hatch an adopted egg together."
I wonder if these two male penguins were coaxed or trained by a homosexual (or some other liberal activist) zookeeper from Greenwich who was just looking to make a point. You wouldn't expect to hear of such nonsense at say the Cincinnati Zoo. The San Francisco Zoo...yup. The New York Central Park Zoo...yup. Go figure...
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What if the two male penguins are brothers, or father and son? Is that also perverted?
Sure, a homosexual zookeeper spent months, perhaps years, coaching these two penguins day by day to become gay, like some kind of twisted science project who's only purpose was to piss conservatives off.
Naw... it was actually the military. You see, they wanted to design a weapon that would make enemy soldiers gay, because they have this bizarre idea that gay people are less likely to be able to fight.
<< What's up with Cincinnati? Did Mother Carlson run off all the gay people? I demand that Les Nessman be unleashed to blow the lid off of this conspiracy, post-haste. >>Prince Macho Belly: I like the way you think, man! I loved that show.
~David D.G.
There is nothing gay about male birds assisting in egg/chick care. Many species do that. Other than laying the egg, nothing in egg/chick care is gender specific. For anyone who is not a homophobic fucktard, it's a big case of SO WHAT?
Taming an animal is an instinct relationship. You can train an animal, surrogating its mother, feeding him or covering its basic necessities in exchange of a favour they understand they need by instinct. So, coming into sex, nobody can shows them that it´s better to have sex with other penguins. If they feel like having sex with a female penguin, the tamer can´t change that, because animals don´t work by indoctrination, actually, they don´t know that concept.
"Because animals in captivity listen to humans all the time, especially when they tell the endangered ones to breed."
Just for you, David D.G. :
Prince Macho Belly: I remember that one! Cool! =^D"I wonder if these two male penguins were coaxed or trained by a homosexual (or some other liberal activist) zookeeper from Greenwich who was just looking to make a point."
Heck, I doubt it's the penguins' handlers' fault. With everybody around wearing tuxedoes all the time, there's bound to be some occasional confusion.
"Honey, how's the egg doing today? What the -- hey, you're a guy?!?"
"Uh, yeah. Wait, you mean you're a guy, too?"
"Yes, I'm a guy! This is blubber, not breasts!"
"Well, sorry, jeez, natural mistake. Now what?"
"Well, wonderful. All the females have paired off with other males by now. I guess we might as well hatch this egg and get the kid started off right in life before we split."
"Yeah, I guess you're right. There's always next mating season, right?"
"Right."
"Uh ... one question, though."
"Sure, why not. What is it?"
"If we're both males, who laid this darned egg?"
~David D.G.
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