There is a Gay Agenda to force GLBT sexuality on every Christian, anywhere they dare exist out in the open. That is not myth, paranoia or urban legend. It is a fact.
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You are absolutely, 100% correct!
First they want to display the 10 commandments everywhere, then they want to disobey the one about lying.
I agree with the late great George Carlin, they should add one commandment: "Thy shalt keep thy religion to thyself!"
I'm not sure I understand how legislating tolerance, i.e. non-discrimination, on the basis of sexual orientation is equivalent to forcing GLBT sexuality on every Christian, unless, of course, one believes that gay bashing is integral to the practice of Christianity.
Dear Fundies:
Don't flatter yourselves. You're not worth our time. Isn't pride one of those deadly sins, anyway?
Regards,
The GLBT people of the world
Oh, dear... You poor little Xtians...
I long for the day when the last Xtian is nailed to a crucifix, leaving the rest of us to live in peace.
Okay folks, we need to better organise our agenda. Just the other day I was trying to inflict gay sexuality on my unwilling Christian neighbour when a gang of transsexuals turned up at the door with a bunch of dresses to force upon him. I had just convinced them to come back in an hour, when a van full of lesbians pulled up looking for the guy's wife and daughter.
Can somebody draw up a rota for each Christian household?
No, I'm pretty sure it's a myth, you're paranoid, and I'm not even sure this qualifies as an urban legend, because it's just you and some other idiots saying it.
I think there is a Gay Agenda to force GLBT sexuality on every Christian, anywhere they dare exist out in the open. Rational people would recognize this as myth, paranoia or urban legend. It is the opposite of a fact.
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Strange, I thought if they existed anywhere, they are just existing. Unless your faith is that weak and you are not comfortable with your sexuality. And it is not fact, and you are not persecuted
Produce one of these mysterious "Gay Agendas" or shut the fuck up!! The "gay agenda" is a case of paranoia, myth, and urban legend and does NOT exist, you dumb twerp.
No, he's right on this one. It's really happening. They force homosexuality on Christian Kids when they go to to Christian camps (out in the open.)
This agenda only applies if it was approved at an open meeting according to Robert's Rules of Parliamentary Procedure. Someone had to make a motion which was seconded and approved by a vote. This should be recorded by the Secretary in the meeting minutes, and available to all. If we can't find anything written, it's am urban legend for the paranoid, like yourself.
There is a Gay Agenda to force GLBT sexuality on every Christian
Yes, starting with Polycarp_fan. We are going to make you Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual and Transsexual all at the same time.
There's a conspiracy in place, overseen by the International Cobblers' Cabal, to turn every man, woman, and itinerant llama into a shoemaker. This is not myth, paranoia, or just a string of words I'm typing at random. It is a fact.
A GLBT-sexuality has a lot of sexualities in it. Probably makes things a little complicated. But who am I to argue against facts?
Since I am a christian, I better just accept the forthcoming rape. I hope they start with a finger.
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