Let’s see if I can come up with something that will offend as many people as possible. . . ..
AS it can be shown that most “mass” shootings are connected with some form of mental disturbance or illness. . . .
AND it can be shown that many, many forms of mental illness/disturbance are connected to Libtardism (“progressivism”) and/or religious fanaticism. (I leave it as an exercise for the readers to show the chain between Libtardism and religious fanaticism, with The State being the Libtard’s religion of choice).
SINCE State Religion Libtardism, and Islam jihadism seem to be the primary culprits in these current spate of mass shootings,
THEN restrict the purchasing of guns from Libtards and muzzies.
TO MAKE a list of either/both:
IF you have voted DemonRat in both of the last two FedGov elections (i.e., O’Bozo), THEN you’re a Libtard, and will NOT be allowed to buy guns.
IF you attend mosque on even a semi-regular basis, THEN you’re a muzzie, and THEREFORE a potential jihadist, and will NOT be allowed to buy guns.
And once you’re on the Restricted List, good luck getting yourself off of it. (I figure what’s sauce for the goose, is sauce for the gander. And if the DemonRats want to get THEIR Favorite Children off the Restricted List, then they will fix that system, so that the innocent will also be able to get themselves off the List).
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Let’s see if I can come up with something that will offend as many people as possible. . . ..
That line show B Woodman is a troll, and he doesn't even trying to hide it.
why is it here?
I don't know that it shows that he's a troll; he could just as easily be a self-righteous, pseudo-macho douche. He mightn't ACTUALLY believe that this specifically ought to be done, but the idea of trolls is that they don't actually have a dog in the race, they're just stirring up trouble for their own twisted amusement.
As for the douche-in-chief. [Citation needed]. For everything you've said. Just... all of it.
<And if the DemonRats want to get THEIR Favorite Children off the Restricted List, then they will fix that system, so that the innocent will also be able to get themselves off the List).>
Awww . Sounds like someone's butthurt that he can't buy a gun
Offensive? No. Stupid? Yes.
It would be better to see what religion, or ideologies, these shooters proclaim to be and ban gun purchases from them.
What can be demonstrated statistically is that most shootings are right wing birthed or perpetrated by people with really stupid paranoia points. Right Wing Conservative Christian really stupid paranoia points.
Woodman here is doing just what little right wing freaks do every time there's a shooting. Damage control lies, blame the other side, now is not the time to talk gun control, we don't need to know their views, we'll make them up.
the chain between Libtardism and religious fanaticism, with The State being the Libtard’s religion of choice
That's quite possibly the single-most ridiculous thing I've read in a month.
You poor thing. Do people make fun of you a lot? Well don't let them upset you. They're just bullies who don't understand mentally challenged people and think it's cool to say stupid things to hurt people's feelings. It's not your fault Woodman. Your God made you the way you are,and you don't have to sink to their level.
"IF you have voted DemonRat in both of the last two FedGov elections (i.e., O’Bozo), THEN you’re a Libtard, and will NOT be allowed to buy guns."
Awesome. By your arguments, I can still buy guns, since I voted for the Socialist Party in the last few elections.
What was that noise? Was that the sound of your mind breaking?
IF you have voted ConservaTard in any of the last 30 years(i.e. Raygun, Dumbya or Caribou Barbie) THEN you're a Wingnut, and are not allowed to possess guns or handle sharp objects.
IF you attend church on even a semi-regular basis, THEN you're a fundie and THEREFORE a potential crusader, and will not be allowed to buy guns.
WhatFuck are you TalkBout? B, you really need to stop torturing the English language.
The primary method shown here of 'offending as many people as possible' is "stupidity to the point of causing physical pain".
I know something that'll offend you, B Woodbrain:
Up to 1996, not one instance of a school shooting in Britain's entire history. School shootings in the US since 1764.
Then in 1996: Dunblane.
The vote in Parliament for total Gun Control was unanimous. Do you know who were the biggest lobbyists for guns to be banned, Mr. Woodenhead? The British public .
Not one school shooting since 1996.
It's probably the reason why we in the UK haven't experienced any Paris-esque attacks. Mainly because if anyone so much as thought of doing so (PROTIP: GCHQ is watching you)...:
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...they'd soon find themselves on the Extinct List.
Occams razor would suggest that the current crop of mass shootings, -there's not really anything 'current' about it-, are connected with the easy availability of firearms.
Why not just apply restrictions on gun ownership to everybody. That would, at least be much more in line with 'small government' than an extra department ferreting out peoples voting habits on a ,so-called, secret ballot.
>IF you have voted DemonRat in both of the last two FedGov elections (i.e., O’Bozo), THEN you’re a Libtard, and will NOT be allowed to buy guns.
Neat! Now come and try to take them.
But your congressman, voting from the depths of the NRA's pocket, hasn't done anything at all about restricting gun ownership to the SANE. They voted against such a proposal, and will not even ban people on the no-fly list from having guns.
* ahem * I can see by your writing that your sanity is questionable. No guns for YOU.
Let’s see if I can come up with something that will offend as many people as possible.
Well, you certainly have offended yourself ...
I like the clever way you play with words. You know, Libtardism, DemonRat, muzzie. It helps the reader realize that you're an intellectual. What grade are you in, Third?
AND it can be shown that many, many forms of mental illness/disturbance are connected to Libtardism (“progressivism”) and/or religious fanaticism.
Ok B Woodman, let's see where it can be shown.
Sorry, no. If you fascist throwbacks get to legally own a hundred guns and one for every orifice, you don't get to dictate whether anyone else does based on race, color, creed or political leanings.
But hey, thanks for confirming that you think constitutional rights should be reserved for right-thinking WASPs only.We already knew it, but it's good to hear it explicitly stated from time to time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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