Only instrumental music is appropriate for the bedroom.
Otherwise it is just like pornography - you are being turned on by someone other than your spouse.
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It may surprise you, but those instruments are being played by actual human beings, therefore, you are STILL being "turned on" by someone other than your spouse.
I heard something once. When you bring a woman home, dim the lights, light some candles, and put on some Barry White. If you don't get laid, it ain't Barry's fault... (or words to that effect)
Aah, my life suddenly makes sense now! I purchased a new CD today; I thought it was because I was at the store and found one I wanted. No! It was because I won't be seeing my girlfriend this weekend, and I needed something to "See me through." How could I have missed it!
Wow, help us out with the etiquette here please...
"Only instrumental music is appropriate for the bedroom.
What if it's porno of your spouse?
Also, if your music is turning you on, you've got issues.
I actually find the first half of Nick Cave's 'Murder Ballads' (minus the two first tracks, of course) quite romantic, and it helped me score with my first GF...
Not even Prince?
B-b-but..."Purple Rain"!
@Coffee
Ray Parker Jr? Really?
Well I suppose, the man did say that busting made him feel good.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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