GOP only party protecting family values

And that's why it's such an abnormality and unorthodox anomaly that a sodomite actually comes out of the closet running in a GOP primary. Demoncrats usually are the party of freaks, geeks and all-around weirdos which tolerates these unnatural and ungodly freaks of nature, so Koering (the sodomite) can expect to probably lose the GOP primary to Goedker. If Koering the Sodomite loses the primary for councilman to Goedker, it won't be because the GOP is a party which is "intolerant," as commonly derogated by the narrow-minded and simplistic imbeciles called leftards. Rather, if Koering the Sodomite is refused in the GOP primary, it will be because of GOP voters exercising their moral clarity and superior values, virtues and religious conviction. Sodomites like Koering are anathema in the sense that they offend religion, offend nature since they can't reproduce, and offend the family values the GOP is known for. Another hazardous precedent of treating sodomites like a demographic is that after you legitimate them, you'll have to do the same for all other "alternative" lifestyles--like NAMBLA sex with kids. Still, it's of note to point out that gay as Koering is, his stand against abortion, for veterans, and for gun rights makes him more macho than any "heterosexual" lib male.