in response to:http://www.youtube.com/watchv=FZFG5PKw504&feature=related
Chuck Missler is very clear on this matter: once in a while you should find new life in a peanut butter jar according to the theory in evolution. And we conduct this experiment around the world like 1.000.000.000 times and we never find any new forms of life. I would say: every time you open up a new jar of peanut butter is big checkmate against the theory of evolution. It's got to be tough to believe in something like evolution and than try to cope with life when it turns out it isn't true.
[Once in a while, god should physically appear infront of praying people, or at least the pope.
Why would someone do that? God is invisible! You wouldn't know if he was standing right next to you. Or maybe you would, BECAUSE I'LL PRAY TO GOD THAT HE'LL SMACK YOUR TEETH IN!
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"once in a while you should find new life in a peanut butter jar"
I was afraid this was going to be advice to live by.
By the way, thanks to the ... evolution .. of packaging techniques, peanut butter jars are actually a very sterile environment.
Every time I crack open a new planet, though... There's some fucking bacteria developing there. No peanut butter in sight. Odd.
Yes, pray to God. See what happens.
I DARE YOU. Tell Him, to, without using any followers [including my orthodontist], smack me one.
563076: Because Christian Forums, CARM, Naruto, RR, etc kicked them out for being too crazy.
They had to find some place to spew their crazy. ;)
If the only arguments you have to support your theory are analogies, you're probably wrong. "When I look at that camera, I know someone built it" "When I look at that car, I know humans designed it." "When I look at a portrait, I know an artist painted it." "When I have a jar of peanut butter, it never grows life." "Here we have the atheists nightmare! A banana!"
ANALOGIES ONLY WORK IF YOU'RE TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO SOMEONE, THEY'RE LOUSY FOR ARGUMENTS! Argh.
Annnnnnnd... even if the peanut butter bullshit proved something (and it doesn't), it wouldn't disprove evolution. It's abiogenesis you're on about here.
How stupid.
Fuck jesus up the ass, you are innumerate. And stupid.
Peanut butter would be cheating anyway, life proceeds from non-life, not dead and rendered and processed life. You would already have the lipids, and that would not be included in the real scenario.
Additionally, the chemical dances involved, require water. Hasn't the water been roasted out of the peanuts?
Osmosis? Who needs it?
If god came close enough to smack me, you fuckers would be looking for a new god.
I would say: every time you open up a new jar of peanut butter is big checkmate against the theory of evolution.
Wow; is this tired old bulls*** still going around?
Every time you open your mouth "is big checkmate" against your religion.
This post is too good to be true. If I was asked to fabricate the greatest, stupidest religious nutbar post in the world, I would just put this verbatim. Man, just the transition from: "It's got to be tough to believe in something like evolution and than try to cope with life when it turns out it isn't true." --> [someone succinctly points out how stupid his beliefs are] --> "I'LL PRAY TO GOD THAT HE'LL SMACK YOUR TEETH IN!" Fucking gold.
The username is ItsAboutsJesus. Notice the "s" in "Abouts". I suspect that it's a Poe, but it does look like something Glen would say.
@everybody. YouTube has a lot of fantastic people there. There are jerks in society, so there are going to be jerks on YouTube.
".....according to the theory of evolution."
Pleeeze, you ignorant fucktards wouldn't know the theory of evolution if it sat on your face and wriggled around.
abiogenesis does not work that way! Stable chemicals in a sealed container do not an argument make. Instead find 'primordeal-soup-like conditions' and see what you find. Really? Complex amino acid chains? You don't say!
Isn't praying for retribution sinful? Try turning a cheek Jesus style. We know he approves of that.
IAJ: "Hoogle bloogle blargh arrgh!"
"Doctor, he's having spasms again. Have the nurses escort him back to his cell."
Oh, come on. I'm sure an omnipotent being could do more than smack someone's teeth in.
Chuck needs to come to my house and see the jar of cheap peanut butter my seven year old opened, and shoved back in the pantry that got lost behind the canisters of flour and cornmeal for a couple of years. It definitely had developed life.PS Itsabutt,You wouldn't know evolution if it were standing next to you and evolved into something else.
It took a billion and a half years to get the first DNA based life. Then another billion to get nucleated cells, and another billion to assemble them into a multi-celled organism. And that's using the entire surface of the earth, not just a jar of peanut butter. So, yeah, set the jar out and we'll come back in 3 1/2 billion years to see if new life has appeared.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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