Since the MSM make so much fun of tinfoil hats, does that mean they really work?
I mean, think about it. The things they ridicule, the ideas they ridicule, all too often turn out to be the truth.
So does tinfoil hats fall into this category?
Do they really work?
Has anybody tried one?
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No. It means tinfoil-hatters are crazy.
How would you know if it "worked," anyway? If the government / aliens / aliens working for the government / whatever were able to control people's thoughts, then surely they'd use their mind-control powers to make people think they're not under mind control.
Also, paging SpukiKitty. This post calls for that Weird Al image.
>Since the MSM make so much fun of tinfoil hats, does that mean they really work?
Yes. they do. You should never leave home without one. All the pointing and laughing will just be proof that they work.
Or maybe, and this is just a thought, so hear me out, it is just that the very idea is ridiculous and is thusly ridiculed.
I know, that is a little far-fetched, but it is possible.
No. Actually they would make mind control easier for the devious government in charge of the operation, presuming there was an agenda surrounding population control, as certain frequencies of radio waves are amplified with these hats (source ). So, assuming that radio waves are being used for mind control, it is you and your fellow crazies that are most at risk.
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Yes. Yes, they work. Buy a moderately sized roll of tinfoil and make a hat. Do not line anything with it, that makes it less effective. The mind control waves need to see the tinfoil. Wear it everywhere. Make it as baroque and ostentatious as possible to keep them off the trail.
"Since the MSM make so much fun of tinfoil hats, does that mean they really work?"
No, they're much more devious than that. They tell you they don't work, so that you'll think they do work. They are using that to hide the fact that tinfoil hats don't work at all.
I suggest you try a tinfoil suppository. You never hear them saying those don't work, do you?
You know what, yes, yes they do.
Make sure to post a lot of pictures to the internet so other people know how to make them. You'll be the biggest thing since Head-On!
(but seriously guys, we should probably say yes they work so the CT crowd is easier to spot in the wild)
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