After saying: "Nobody is required to have gay sex. (In fact, it's difficult to think of a more pointless waste of time.)"
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Quote from the film, "JFK",
"You haven't experienced life until you've been fucked up the ass."
(Kevin Bacon's character)
In fact they used to insert something called 'the pear' into the anus, then, using the built in screw mechanism, cause it to greatly expand.
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Mind you, women accused of not believing in God in exactly the prescribed manner (i.e. heresy) would be as likely to find one shoved up their vagina, so perhaps sticking things up a woman's bottom was too much for Torquemada's inquisitors? Or more likely, it was too little.
You've obviously never tried it! If your god exists I think "gay sex" (I'll assume you mean anal sex even though heteros can do that too) is the whole reason he put the prostate where he did in the male half of the people he created in his image. Speaking of, that probably means he likes "gay sex" too!
Next time you do it, use lube, lots of lube. It goes a lot easier.
Even heterosexual married females enjoy a good stab up the butt every once in a while.
Well, then, jmcrae, you're perfectly welcome to not have gay sex. See? This is how America works: You do what you want, and gay people do what they want, and neither side bothers the other about it!
If anal sex is too much for torture chambers, what does that say about the conditions in our prison system? (hehe...yeah, I went there!)
And it is only painful when you are doing it wrong...
As for not procreating, well, in fairness, you should be yelling at every couple in capable of bearing children for their sexual activity as "pointless wastes of time" as well. I do not see you doing that, however...
it's difficult to think of a more pointless waste of time ... what they do has got to be painful and totally not-fun.
I know some people who say the same thing about playing football. We don't outlaw it, though.
I like how these people have absolutely no clue as to what they're talking about... 'Gay sex must be horrible and hurt and it'll make you lose control of your bowels and your intestines will fall out!1!11!'
I'd think that if that were so, logically there'd be a lot fewer dudes engaging in anal. But then it's not like all of them do, anyway. Frottage, anyone?
So, now are we to asume that Torquemada condemned to torture guys who didn't get laid?. Following your logic, let's torture nuns, priests, unfertile couples, those over 50, asexual people, etc................
it can be painful for some people, but for most it's somewhere between moderately and extremely enjoyable. I could take it or leave it most of the time (anal), luckily we have another very useful orifice.
Mmm, the indisputable truth that love between people of the same sex must include sex, and sex which furthermore is limited to anal sex. Anal sex which is, furthermore, non-loving and gentle.
Fail.
If anal sex - assuming he's talking about gay men here, fundies never seem to mind lesbians, funnily enough *cough* - is "totally not-fun" (btw, are you sixteen?) then why do they still regularly do it? Why do hetero couples do it too? You fail!
Go back to school, dimwit.
In some fetishes, women will put on strap-on dildos and engage in anal sex with men.
I wouldn't do it, but that leads me to believe it's not as painful as we generally think it is. If it is, that would mean that gay men do it out of love for their partners, which is a kind of selflessness heterosexual fundies wouldn't be able to understand.
Or perhaps they're just masochistic.
No matter which way way, you make yourself look like a jackass.
Speaking as one of those godless sodomites, don't knock it til ya try it. And yeah, it hurts if you do it wrong, like no lube or something, but when you're used to it and do it right it's really, really fun. :p
Wait, if it's not fun, why do they do it?. And since when Torquemada bothered whether people were having fun or not?(I don't see that he proposed fairs or communal games to soothe people). That you don't find it fun(which I understand, you being straight)doesn't mean that the rest of the universe can't conceive that possibility.
I find teh buttsecks to be highly uncomfortable, and it does mess with my bowel function, however , I would not go so far as to say it should be outlawed for those who enjoy it.
I mean that not only can they not procreate,
but what they do has got to be painful and totally not-fun.
Well yeah, if you're a saddlebacking larval fundie who doesn't understand rimming, rubbing, or lube...
And for having the audacity to declare what Torquemada would and would not do, he would gladly introduce you to the Pear of Anguish, which is inserted into the anus, and then expanded until something life-sustaining rips.
Man, that Torquemada! You just can't "Torquemada" anything!
(Ah, Mel Brooks references make everything a thousand times more awesome.)
Since when is sex supposed to have a point? I'd say 99 times out of 100 there is no other point than enjoyment and relaxation to sex. Only a few times per couple does it lead to procreation.
There's no real point to roller coaster rides either, and basically it's a waste of time. But people still do it, for the fun and thrill of it.
That's the great thing about our affluent society; we can do things merely for the amusement factor, we don't have to spend every minute searching for or preserving food.
Alot of straight girls like it up the butt.
And since when does procreation abilities have ANYTHING to do with marriage? By that logic, sterile people cannot be married either. Or old people.
Confused?
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