"Only a rebellious woman, who deliberately disobeys the Word of God, would wear pants."
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Exercise in a fundie school:
"X is a sin."
Teacher whispering: Let's hope they wil find an answer, because we don't even know.
Personally I'm all in favour of women not wearing pants.
Mind you, in the UK this means no underwear....
All praise to the rebellious, disobedient to the word of god women!
Praise them! Let all obedient and submissive women stand on air vents - and let them take the symbol of Marilyn Monroe for their holy totem!
Breezy booty! All Hail!
Let me guess, you get to check if they're wearing panties, you old pervert, you! You going to conduct "random panty stops"? Are you gonna "profile search" the young, hot ones? Yrah right, all you fundies are closet perverts!
Damn! Hit the "Submit" a little quick there.
I was going to say: Does anybody else think this clown has a hard disk full of upskirt porn and he's afraid women in pants will just kill his little shoe-camera business?
Geez, David, where were you 150 years ago when this was getting started?
Oh, and three cheers for rebellious women!
Like, for example, Sara or Rebecca?, they wore tunics and robes, and yes, pants. I mean, what can be more modest than pants?
So, pants are out.
Clearly there is NO (lower body) clothing a woman should wear...
Only a petty, misogynistic asshat would give a big rat's ass whether or not a woman wears pants.
"Word of God?" You need to back up the bus, Davey, and prove your God exists and show some evidence the Bible is his word.
You know, you should try a skirt sometime, David. Manly men wear skirts, like the Romans and the Scottish and heck, even Jesus (so what if that was technically a toga-thing, it's still closer to a dress than pants). I think men find such garments more comfortable than pants, if they're the social norm.
Oh, and while you're at it, show me where the word "skirt" is written in the bible. Just one place.
Here we go again with the pants. Seriously, what is it about items of clothing that sends fundies into such a hissy-fit. Have you ever thought about how ridiculously stupid and small stuff like that makes your god sound? You'd think he had more important things to think about, like, you know, millions of people dying because they don't have anything to eat , but hey... pants... now that is something to get worked up about. Way to get your priorities straight.
The Rebellion: by Frank Egan.
Squire: Your highness, I'm afraid i have bad news, bands of roaming women are massing in the streets. They're...they're wearing pants sire.
King: Do we know this for certain?
Squire: Beyond any doubt my lord.
King: Then we must flee! The days of the monarchy are numbered.
Hey, he's got a point: Ann Coulter would then be deliberately disobeying the word of God.
Damnation!!
Oh, dammit. If I'm going to Hell, and she's-
*There is no God, there is no God, there is no God...*
""X is a sin."
In this case, it's when "pants" are relabelled "culottes". Then they magically become acceptable in the eyes of god.
And suddenly, my jeans seem even comfier.
Mmm... cotton blasphemy.
It's all one cloth, though. I must be doing it wrong. Quick! Get me a polyfiber blend!
What if that's all a woman can afford and it's freezing cold outside? If that makes me a sinner then I am sinner! But what about you? Are you going to condemn her you judgemental tyrant????
My mother's a Wiccan, and wears pants even in 100 degree weather (we lived in Florida for over a decade). So, may I just say, I hope you're foaming at the mouth at this point.
@Tempus
Stop it, you're turning me on. Or - worse for Davey-boy - and better for me, half-pants :
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Alv - as drawn by her creator Keiji Gotoh. Stop it, you're turning me on II.
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