The giants that inhabited the Earth were the called Nephilim by the Hebrews, other names by other cultures. They were the offspring of the angels God kicked out of heaven from crimes of pride agains Him. The inhabited the entire Earth and set themselves up as kings over every tribe of man on Earth. Almost every ancient culture created statues of them. Native American totem poles are also statues of these giants. Many of them are 30 ft. high.
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Or the original Jews just stole the idea of Nephilim from the pervasive idea of giants/titans/collossi/ogres/oni/cyclops, or what have you. I mean, really, how hard is it to imagine "bigger versions of humans who lived before us, and were worse than we are"?
For Fuck's sake, giants ???
Talking snakes, talking burning bushes, guy rises from the dead, it's a fucking fantasy story, HOW can you take it serious, might as well read fuckin' Lord of the Rings and make a religion of that, or Star Wars.
IT'S A FUCKING FANTASY BOOOOOOOOOK...
*gets dragged off by men in white coats*
"Almost every ancient culture created statues of them. Native American totem poles are also statues of these giants. Many of them are 30 ft. high. "
Putting aside the obvious FAIL regarding Native American culture..
What, you actually think those statues are LIFE-SIZE? o_O
*wonders where the remains of creature depicted by the statue of the Sphinx got to*
@PapaBear
Oh, they're around. They're hidden in secret rooms, put there by the Atheists out of fear that their religious Evolutionism will be exposed as the sham that it is.
...Seriously, he said that.
There's a statue of Sam Houston a couple dozen miles from my house. It's about a hundred feet tall. Does that mean that Sam Houston was a hundred feet tall?
If you say yes, you're even more of an idiot.
Funny, I thought the Nephilim were a race of catlike humans who were skilled archers and shamans.
Nah, they are lazy blood drinking giants with ram's horns who respond well to a nature bless because of their individual resilience.
*Plays more Dominions 3*
Native American totem poles are also statues of these giants.
Um...no.
From this site...
http://members.aol.com/Art1234567/Totemart.html
The most well known type of art made by Pacific Northwest Natives is the totem pole. Totem poles are made for the purpose of telling a story! Some of the stories are about the family or chief who had the pole made. Other poles tell Native American legends. These legends are often about animals who did important things.
I believe they were called the Colossi. There were 16 of them..
They were the body of Dormin, divided into 16 pieces to seal away His power. They inhabited the Forbidden Land and lived in distant corners of the game map. The Temple at the middle has idols of them which you have to destroy by killing the colossi themselves.
Quite a few of them are bigger than 30 ft. high, 3 of them are snakes, 2 of them fly, and one of them can't technically move.
The Nephilim would have been destroyed by Noah's Flood. The references to them in Numbers were from a bunch of chickens who wanted to get out of fighting, so they told Caleb they saw the sons of Anak who were "nephilim" that made humans look like grasshoppers. None of the other references to the sons of Anak mention nephilim, nor are the sons of Anak ever referred to as the sons of God as the nephilim are in Genesis.
Many of them are 30 ft. high.
The totem poles or the Red Indians?
(Man I love Victorian malapropisms....and if any of you Orientals don't like it then get back to Lime Street and finish my laundry!)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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