DoctorDoom #fundie

[Refering to a "liberal churchi's" Jesus]

Their Jesus is a weak, pacifistic, lamb-holding wuss, the prototype Mister Rogers who preached nothing but love and peace and acceptance and tolerance (which leads one to wonder how He got Himself cruficied). Their God is a George Burns lookalike who would never condemn anyone to hell, and Who will allow everyone into heaven, even those who have spent their lives denying Him, loathing Him, defying Him and spitting in His face.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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