If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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And then, you wonder why you sleep alone and have to rely on Taylor Swift videos for gratification...
And it's this rather than Taylor Swift or blue jeans or Pink Floyd or anyone's stance on any version of the Bible you'd care to rant about that made your wife ditch your two-faced sanctimonious ass.
Well... that and the kiddy diddling.
Dogs can't file for divorce either, hey Davey Dickhead.
If I had a dog, I would set him on you.
David J Stewart is much loved by the baboons because he denies that they are related to humans. Sensible creatures. Now if he could only win over the cows, the rabbits, the rats and the bears too he might yet become the mighty soul winner and incomparable preacher that he likes to pretend that he is.
“If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?”
Of course, for you, Davey, it’s purely hypothetical, isn’t it? Women can look you up online and see how toxic you are.
“The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.”
How sad.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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