(God is a different story. he created everything to exist. He created the law of everything. he gave "us" the freedom to do as we wish.
Satan was an angel but wanted more power that he couldn't have so he made his little base(HELL) and became a fag..
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quantumspirit: "did Satan take another angel down with him to be his boyfriend?"
If Satan was an angel, created by God, who then wanted more power and rebelled against God, then this is the first proof we have that God is a fuckup. If he can't even create heavenly angels to be perfect, how are we to believe that he created a perfect world? If he created Satan so that he could/would rebel, then that shows that God intentionally created evil and this is the first proof we have that God is a fucked up bastard.
Jezebel's Evil Sister: "In the Southpark movie, Satan's bf was Saddam Houssein. And, since it was in a feature-length cartoon, it must be true. Please try to keep up."
"Satan was an angel but wanted more power"
"Satan was an angel but wanted more power that he couldn't have so he made his little base(HELL) and became a fag.."In the Bible, there is no mention of Satan's sexuality. I don't recall any mention of Satan creating hell, either. Isn't "God" there creator of everything?
Papabear , you're right about God supposedly creating hell. As for Satan being gay, I think he's going off the characteristics of the Antichrist. Daniel 11:37 has been used by some to argue that he'll be gay.Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. But here it looks to me like he's just so self-absorbed that he can't appreciate other people, even women. (Or even other men, by implication.)
It seems a little different in the NIV: He will show no regard for the gods of his fathers or for the one desired by women, nor will he regard any god, but will exalt himself above them all. This one appears to be entirely about the AC putting himself above all gods.
And then we can get into whether the Antichrist is actually Satan ("God of his fathers" is a pretty big clue that it might not be)... or even whether either of them is necessarily the "son of perdition" from Thessalonians or the "Beast" or "False Prophet" from the Book of Revelation. Hell, you could argue about whether there's only one Antichrist.
Hell, you could argue about whether there's only one Antichrist.
Wow, how old do you think this guy is? Also, has anyone ever gone to one of the fundie fourms and asked the question this guy is responding to? I'd like to know what someone like JohnR7 would say to that.
What is it about people that visit Naruto forums and being complete asswipes?
Learn your own doctrine. According to the Christian church, Satan did not create, nor does he rule, in Hell. God is the supreme authority everywhere over everything in Christian doctrine. Therefore, God is also in charge in Hell, and since Satan was "cast down" into it by God, that makes Satan not the warden of Hell, but rather Inmate #1.
the Bozo who wrote this post is 13, He's in the 'that's so gay' stage of existence, or else he's basing his answer on the South Park movie. He'll probably get over it. If not he should be beaten senseless on a regular basis and not be allowed to speak until he reaches the age of reason, or 87, whichever comes first.
Obviously didn't read his own Bible very closely -- Satan as an angel is at least in there, but Satan as a fallen angel isn't. Mostly a matter of fundies trying to disown the unpleasant (read: brutal, nasty, etc.) choices of their pet deity.
a christian chosing that name see,s odd. I assume you know what a Kitsune is ?
Satan is Gods most obediant servant.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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