Wyatt Junker #fundie

Wyatt Junker #fundie freeconservatives.com

As a voter in Norcal I have been invalidated at the ballot box for over 20 years by the Mormon-like immigration of faggots into San Fran and the fencehoppers breeding in South Central like hampsters in a PVC plant.

According to the feds, my vote doesn't count. I do it anyway out of symbolism in this retro-kitsch act we call 'voting'.

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old comment by dionysus

Translation: "I'm not getting my way therefore voting doesn't work!"

Do you not understand that you're not a brain in a vat and that there are other people voting against your agenda because they have their own? Your vote still counts, it's just that you are now in what is called the minority. I know fundies aren't used to this concept so let that sink in for a bit. You see, unless it's some sort of Constitutional violation or human rights issue, the majority usually gets their way in a Democracy. It's not a perfect system by any stretch of the imagination but it's the best we've got. Considering that not everyone can get their way, Democracy works just fine to ensure that at least the majority of people get their way so long as they're not trampling over the minority.

old comment by Smurfette Principle

As a voter in Norcal I have been invalidated at the ballot box for over 20 years

lolwut? Are you saying that you've consistently had your side lose for twenty years, or did you miss a "the first time in" between "for" and "over"?

the Mormon-like immigration of faggots into San Fran

Wait, I get it! The Mormons immigrated from Missouri to Utah, just like how every gay person moved to San Fran! IT MAKES SENSE.

If you have Insane Troll Logic, rather. What a way to mix a metaphor.

and the fencehoppers breeding in South Central like hampsters in a PVC plant.

I stand corrected. Here's a BETTER way to mix a metaphor.

According to the feds, my vote doesn't count.

Wait, is this guy a felon or something? That's the only possible explanation I can think of.

I do it anyway out of symbolism in this retro-kitsch act we call 'voting'.

I just lost you there. Please come back when you have some semblance of coherency.

Wyatt Junker #fundie freeconservatives.com

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