You better be carefull with that ghost it might be a demon you better leave because imaginary friends are always bad news i had a friend who had a imaginary friend and then he was found dead cause of death unknown but they found his lung closed up be careful
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"cause of death unknown but they found his lung closed up"
If his lung was closed up, was that a clue as to the cause?
Wow o.O
Easy with the mayo on that word salad.
Actually, studies have shown that having an imaginary friend is actually good for you. Kids with imaginary friends have a larger vocabulary, for one.
Good god. Punctuation, stat!
Having an imaginary friend is perfectly fucking normal when you're a small child. When you're an adult and the imaginary friend is used for revenge fantasies you have over perceived slights, real or imagined, then you have a problem.
By the way, ghost and demons along with all other manner of things that go bump in the night do not exist. Grow the fuck up.
One last thing: stop lying.
You see, this is two of the reasons why anecdotal evidence fails: the person with the anecdote paints the situtation according to their own presuppositions (namely, that the imaginary friend in this story had anything to do at all with the alleged death), and, the very real possibility that this clown is anonymously lying for Jesus.
Imaginary friends are imaginary. Not ghosts, not demons. STFU.
Periods. Not just for women anymore.
That said, people without imaginary friends die too, you know.
This is one of the craziest (and amusing) things I've read today. dodge should be seen by a psychiatrist ASAP.
Lung closer ghost, why is that so funny to me?
"You better be carefull with that ghost it might be a demon you better leave because imaginary friends are always bad news"
Well, after the age of 5 or so, yeah. So...how old are you?
I didn't have an imaginary friend when I was a kid but many kids do, including my sister. Hers was a talking dog. He still "comes to life" occasionally during her visits. We've asked her why he only does this when she's around she hems and haws but never has given us an answer. I never thought of him as being demonic, just entertaining.
As a child, imaginary friends are normal. Its when they follow you into adulthood and you start giving them names like Jesus, God, guardian angel, etc that maybe you should seek help.
I had a friend who had a imaginary friend too. They got on pretty well for the most part. We were playing after school one day and I was complaining that he always had his imaginary friend on his team and it was totally unfair.
I got in one little fight and my mum got scared and said 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in belair' I whisted for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said 'Fresh' and had a dice in the mirror.
If anythning, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though, 'Nah Forget It, Yo home to Belair!!!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie, 'Yo Homes, smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the king of Belair
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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