The Hurricanes were created by the illuminati, but why? After the Japanese had been nuked multiple times, then they started doing strange things. It's like they've turned into radioactive geniuses. They got together seeking vengeance and created the most elaborate world domination plan. They knew they didn't have enough power to face us head on, and so created Anime to make our country retarded from the inside.

This would make us a bunch of transgender and sensitive pussies then we'll fight eachother until we are oblivious from the inside. Japanese would then fly up here with their secret ally North Koreans and take over. They planned to do this on the day the sun would emit the solar flare, so we couldn't communicate with other countries for back up.

Luckily the Illuminati caught up and targeted the location where the most transgender people live and whipped their asses out or something more genius because they're Japanese idk. Texas, Florida and California. The only problem with California is that it produces a lot of our entertainment shit.