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Casual blackpill at the gym and mall

I went to the gym today to fuck my legs up. A young black girl, looked in her mid 20s like me, had the same idea. So we basically worked out together : she took the squat rack right after I finished, and we did lunges next to each other. She did walking lunges but I did reverse lunges cuz god blessed me with microscopic knees made of cotton candy. Walking lunges is too much stress for them.

She ass-mogged me but I definitely quad mogged her, I call it a draw. We didn't really talk or anything, but we were the only two people training legs at that time and it felt nice to have a workout partner, at least for me.

There's a mall/supermarket next to the gym so I went there after my workout to buy some groceries. As I was going through the aisles, I saw the black chick kneeling down looking at a product. What a crazy coincidence, same workout and we both decided to go for groceries at the same time, even looking in the same aisle. The brain-dead retard that I am thought it would be a good opportunity to break the ice with a funny comment, so I walked towards her with a hint of a smile on my face. I wanted to say "damn I see you everywhere I go" or "oh my god are you following me?" it's pretty good imo, worth a chuckle. Just as I arrived next to her, she turned her head, glanced at me and her face completely wrinkled. She looked like she saw her own death in a vision, then immediately faced away. I got the message and shut my dirty incel mouth, walked right past her. I will try to avoid her at the gym from now on.

Silly me, for a second I forgot that these kinds of cute encounters are CHAD ONLY. I am 25 and I've had my fair share of life changing GIGA blackpills, but these small casual ones are a healthy reminder that it never even began for subhumans like me. I bought unsweetened almond milk, broccoli and sweet potatoes for my gymcelling cope then went home to eat my dinner alone and miserable, as I always have for years and years. Why am I even doing this?

Nigga she thought you were stalking her, you should have either broken the ice at the gym or let it go.

Now you have to stay away from her every time you go to the gym, that's going to suck.

That's the blackpill, if you meet someone from the gym in the supermarket next to it, right after a workout, the first human reaction is to laugh at the coincidence.

She thought I was stalking her because she thinks rapists and stalkers look ugly, like me. People always presume the worse when dealing with an ugly person.

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