Exactly You can't claim to be Christian and be against the war at the same time. A Major part of being Christian is supporting our Christian President in our holy crusade against Muslim extremism. If Obama becomes president our chance of exterminating the islamic religion goes on hold for at least four more years.
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"Exactly You can't claim to be Christian and be against the war at the same time."
Yeah, follow Hitler's example!
"A Major part of being Christian is supporting our Christian President in our holy crusade against Muslim extremism."
Killing for Jesus, especially when they worship the same God.
"If Obama becomes president our chance of exterminating the islamic religion goes on hold for at least four more years."
Feel that Christian love.
I understand what 'poe' means, but what I don't know is where the term comes from. Is it in reference to Edgar for some reason? Is it an acronym? Does anyone actually know, or does everyone simply repeat it as if they know?
A Major part of being Christian is supporting our Christian President in our holy crusade against Muslim extremism.
Our President? Okay, I am an American, but many people on the Internet are not, and many of them, Preys Jesus, are your brothers and sisters in Christ.
One more thing. Poe.
"Preys Jesus"
Can't be for real.
"Christanity means blood, destruction, famine, poverty, and horrible, horrible things in the name of Jesus! But it's all cool, 'cos Jesus likes it."
Except the part where he doesn't?
"You can't claim to be Christian and be against the war at the same time"
Either a Poe, or someone who needs to let all religious moderates know about this profound theological discovery. Loyalty to the GOP and Christian solidarity outweighs love and peace every time! (Which, though less explicit, seems to be a general plagued idea rotting in many a fundie's skull).
"You can't claim to be Christian and be against the war at the same time."
So much for Jesus being the Prince of Peace.
"If Obama becomes president our chance of exterminating the Islamic religion goes on hold for at least four more years."
Exterminate all 1 billion of them? Yeah, let's cover every Muslim country with nukes. Never mind the fact that the fallout will eventually hit us.
" A Major part of being Christian is supporting our Christian President in our holy crusade against Muslim extremism. If Obama becomes president our chance of exterminating the islamic religion goes on hold for at least four more years. "
And we have to exterminate them. They say they're a religion of peace but they're not. They're always killing and maiming people and blowing things up. Their religion requires them to exterminate everyone who isn't in their religion.
A Major part of being Christian is supporting our Christian President in our holy crusade against Muslim extremism.
With the President's approval ratings down around 28%, will fundies now stop saying we're a "Christian nation"?
"All who draw the sword will die by the sword."
Jesus's exact words. Game, set, and match.
If there was any doubt about whether this is a Poe, the name should do it - of the words fundies know how to spell consistently, pray and praise are pretty near the top. So a prey/pray play on words should be a clear signal of Poe-dom.
I know it's a Poe, but hasn't Bush himself called it a crusade against Muslim Extremism?
Google:
This is a new kind of, a new kind of evil. And the American people are beginning to understand. This crusade, this war on terrorism, is going to take a while. And American people must be patient.
-- Stoking the anxieties of Muslims worldwide, who don't exactly associate good things with the word "crusade". Washington, D.C., Sept. 16, 2001
You want to exterminate them, and this whole damn mess is because they want to exterminate all of us because of your beliefs. How many times do we have to ask you to just kill each other and leave the rest of us alone? Don't put me in the middle of the war between your gods, even though you both worship the same one...
'A Major part of being Christian is supporting our Christian President in our holy crusade against Muslim extremism.'
BULLSHIT. Fundies' definition of 'supporting our Christian President' extends to supporting Dumbya's lying to the American people to lead them into Iraq (Afghanistan is justified), and they blindly support Dumbya as he has been the most supportive of their goals of a fundy Christian theocracy in the U.S.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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