"Show them ignorant atheists how amazing god can be"
Show me God. What's that? You can't because A: he DOESN'T EXIST, and B: If you actually did, evidence of his existence would destroy religious belief & 'Faith'? As for "we are not like animals", humans share at least 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees. Ergo, we ARE like animals. QED.
You fundy creationists go on & on about the tongue of the woodpecker and echo-location of bats being conclusive proof of 'Intelligent Design', in which case, cop for this:
'Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful in the animal kingdom could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Me, "the woodpecker's tongue & bats' echo-location is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy,", says I. "Black is now white - as proved by Barack Obama's election last week"
*screech of tyres*
*THUNK*
"Damn those KKK in their car!"'
My eternal thanks to the late, great Douglas Adams for using (& adapting) that. He would have approved.
ADDENDUM: Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Christopher from making a fortune with his book "Well That About Wraps It Up For Troy Brooks".
