“Dancing is female way to be a complete slut without having sex”
A virgin slut, huh? WOrds just have NO meaning to you when you’re this twisted up in jealousy, i guess?
“Although she does end up having sex anyway.”
Then why say the dancing makes her a slut?
“I almost feel sorry for the pathetic normies who pretend to be into it”
OR, you’re jealous that people DO enjoy something you’re afraid to try to do. Probably fear of being laughed at like everyone is when they start something new.
"too and stupidly move their bodies to horrible music”
Yes, yes, people are relaxed and enjoying themselves without your permission, you must scorn their movements and the music. All music. Country, rock, bebop, anything people dance to is STOOPID. We believe you.
"while getting blue balled by Party Stacies in hope that after 3 hours of orgy she'll actually deliver.”
Not everything we do is a transaction for a blowjob. SOmetimes we can flirt and KNOW it won’t go anywhere. Still fun.
“Probably only to find her making out with Chad or a luckier normie after the short trip to the restroom.”
People in your fantasy world are always getting froze out. Convince yourself that the effort is futile, so that your paralysis is a NOBLE CHOICE, not phobic.
"But Norman, I was only dancing!"
We’re also not nearly as jealous as you would be if any woman was even slightly attached to you. Good god, you’d be Dave Stewart as a boyfriend.
“So. much. fun.”
Yes, actually.
“Also fun are the Stacies who think that conveying their love for dancing makes them seem free spirited and special.”
Just pissin’ on anything that looks like they have a life they don’t hate, huh? Does that make you feel powerful?
Are you happier if everyone else feels bad? Probably.
And the Professional Troll wonders why no one will ever come to his cave and polish his club.
