[If the thoughts within your imagination could materialize into existance ... What would you conjure up?]
haha, I've dun this MANY, MANY times!
And God revealed the fullness!
Me being carried up to Heaven on the train of the Lords Glorious Robe!!!
All of us in Christ riding on His white horse yelling GO JESUS GO!
Me, in Heaven, full of Jesus Ministering the daily needs of the Saints
Us in Heaven being Ministered unto by the Lord!
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Maybe you could get the J-man to teach you how to use proper punctuation while you're at it. Oh, and while I think I know what you mean, "full of Jesus" just sounds a tad naughty to me. Then again, you guys do have a rather cannibalistic fantasy already.
"haha, I've dun this MANY, MANY times!"No, you may have imagined that, but you didn't actually do it.
"And God revealed the fullness!"
God revealed the fullness of what?
"Me being carried up to Heaven on the train of the Lords Glorious Robe!!!"
Uh huh. When I imagine it, you're being gloriously run over by a train.
Also, learn when and how to use exclamation pionts.
"All of us in Christ riding on His white horse yelling GO JESUS GO!"
So, you and all other Xians will be riding Jesus' horse. That's one BIG horse, Zeena. Are you all going to be just standing on the horse cheering, or will you be doing a dancing or stunting cheer?
"Me, in Heaven, full of Jesus Ministering the daily needs of the Saints"
If heaven is paradise, what possible need could those saints have for your ministrations?
"Us in Heaven being Ministered unto by the Lord!"
Here again, what needs would one have in paradise?
Me, in Heaven, full of Jesus You ate him?! That's not very nice.God revealed the fullness of what? The exact question I asked myself when reading this.
Heaven sounds like quite the boring, redundant, and pointless place then. I mean, what is the point of constantly ministring to people who, upon entering heaven, learn everything about god?
"Me being carried up to Heaven on the train of the Lords Glorious Robe!!!"
Is it wrong that this made me picture Zeena wrapping her arms and legs around the back of Jesus's robe, and him getting yanked back by his neck and them both falling out of Heaven?
"All of us in Christ riding on His white horse yelling GO JESUS GO!"
I'd remark on this line, but I could never hope to top Ens's comment.
"Me, in Heaven, full of Jesus Ministering the daily needs of the Saints"
That just sounds wrong.
Gee, I'd materialize my own apartment, lots of money to afford that and to keep my dog fed and happy and to travel, and a nice little car that I could use for road trips. Different strokes, different folks.
Meh'd
I mean, okay, this is kind of silly. Still, no fiery revenge fantasies, no disgustingly materialistic images of streets paved in oversexed blondes and mansions made of chocolate. Overall, I've seen much worse.
How old is this person, 6?
Am I the only one who at first glance thought it was the horse going "GO JESUS GO!"? Well, I don't expect someone who can't spell "done" to know how to watch for dangling participles.
A horse is a horse, of course of course. And no one can talk to a horse, of course. Unless of course the horse belongs to Jesus!
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