Deuce Anna Half #sexist

["Girl Quotes Translated to English"

"I'm not like the other girls" = I'm nuts
"I'm a free spirit" = I flake more than the cereal aisle
"I'm driven/strong-willed/career-oriented" = make me call you "Daddy" and I'll soak everything in a 5 foot radius
"Don't think we're having sex tonight"/"don't get any funny ideas" = we're fucking, so long as you don't do anything retarded from now til then
"Tired of the games" = the Wall has either been hit or will be soon



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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