Sarwanism+Evolution=Theoretical Religion
People can decide to believe Evolution just as well as Christianity so they both must be religion, however only one can be truth...
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Creationism has no holes in it, since the creator is assigned the status of an event without causality.
Creationism has only one hole in it, where did the creator come from.
So... wait.
Science=Knowledge
Religion=Lies
Truth=True Science
Using that, wouldn't that make:
Creationism + Intelligent Design = Truthful Religion = True Science Lies (some liberty taken to preserve grammar rules x.x ) = True Knowledge Lies
Thus, Creationism = Lies?
And, D arwanism + Evolution = Theoretical Religion = Theoretical Lies, meaning that it may be true, which is probably the closest we can get to making a fundie admit they're wrong on this. ;)
What the heck is Sarwanism?
Interesting. I confess that I have been unaware on the current theories concerning the development of giants. I may have to research that. Did Sarwan write on them too?
People can decide to believe Evolution just as well as Christianity
"Creationism has only one hole in it...."
...what?
Let's start with the one you've provided, shall we...
1. Where did the creator come from?totally unrelated to evolution say the earth is older than creationism says it is?
I could probably go on...
Evolution is not a religion because it is logical. If I said there was a tree outside my window it would not be religion because I make the like I see green, in leaf shapes of brown sticks - I then recognise that to be tree like, I see that the smudges between me and the tree, so I know that it is between me and the tree, therefore I know the tree is outside. Evolution relies on the same logic - animals exist therefore the most suited to survive will survive therefore they will pass well suited genes to offspring therefore offspring will be more suited therefore they will do the same therefore the process WILL continue. So is the "theory" that there is a tree outside my window a religion - because I choose to believe it is not, or will you admit that the "theory" of evolution is not.
With or without God so long as there are animals on this planet logically the process will continue, the God theory incorporates animals being on the planet THEREFORE evolution will also exist - so were your religion accurate, which it isn't, it would be both, not just one.
There are no holes in evolution as great as the one in your religion, your God CAN NOT exist - him as a complete creator the disproves his own existance. However there are very small gaps in evolutionary theory - in some small parts of animals, which scientists are coming up with theorys for and working to solve. Logically there is PROOF, and it is complete proof it is real - it's role in creation is what it is reasonable to debate. It's creator? We didn't create it, the human minds process to get there is unimportant as it has logic to hold it up, I doubt Darwin started with that point either btw - I think he begun with common sense, and ended with the same - ridicule the idea all you like but we've got like 94% simialar DNA anyway. That's hard to imagine also, the fact our puny minds struggle to comprehend things does not disprove their existance, however the fact there is no LOGIC in your theory does.
First of all, Evolution is NOT a religion, it is a demonstrable phenomenon and fact of reality as well as a field of scientific study, and second of all, YOU ARE RELATED TO THE BANANA TREE!! (In an extremely removed sense, your are both based on DNA, and thus are at least genetically similar in one sense or another.)
No, people can decide to believe in Last Thursdayism just as well as Christianity, so they both must be religions. Neither is truth, though.
People can accept evolution as fact, just as well as gravity, so they both must be scientific theories.
Creationism has many holes; how did s/he create the world, for example.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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