Men are the owner, makers and maintainer of women and dont ever forget it. There is no such thing as an "independent woman" because we need each other.
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Men are the makers of women now? Look, as much as it turns you on, inflatable dolls don't count. We might make them alright, but they are not real people.
Yeah, umm, can the police please check this guy's basement, shed, and under the floor boards for any missing women in his area? Something tells me there might be a few there now or shortly there will be unless he gets SERIOUS counseling.
It's true. I operate a Women's Maintenance Garage. Everything two years, bring your women to me and I'll take a look underneath their hoods.
So many opportunities for innuendo, so little time.
Shut up. Even your own damn Bible says God created Eve.
In even barely reasonable, modern societies, no one owns other people.
Plenty of women "maintain" themselves.
We may "need each other," but we don't need the likes of you.
Men are the owner, makers and maintainer of women and dont ever forget it.
1. It illegal to 'own' another human being. And if you tried it, you'd get thrown in prison. And I'm doubting you want that now, do you?
2. 'Makers'? - so that whole 9 months of pregnancy and the like, just for show, I suppose?
There is no such thing as an "independent woman" because we need each other.
Each other? That sounds scarily like you need a woman, which really, does explain a lot. But I thought you were the "owners", no? I'm betting you just want a shag, and no woman within a 50ft radius of you will touch, am I'm getting hot?Destiny's Child song? :P)
"Men are the owner, makers and maintainer of women"
Could you give me a hand building mine then? The instructions are in Japanese and I'm having difficulty with the glue.
When was the last time a man gave birth, dimwit? In real life, not in the movies. Of course, a woman cannot make a baby entirely by herself, the baby does need a father in order to be formed. But that's not the same as actually giving birth. Go take a biology class, moron.
Oh, bloody hell, it's time to take my woman in for her 3,000-mile oil change. The warranty department is merciless about those things.
The Ancient Romans believed that ONLY the father of the child contributed any genetic material; the woman's womb was seen as nothing but an empty vessel for the man to plant his seed in.
Perhaps this is how TJ OneEye thinks women are "made" by men.
Can't we fertilize an egg with another egg with our technology yet? Doing that, women wouldn't need men to perpetuate at all. Since we're still a long way off from giving men wombs, or having artificial wombs, then men kinda need women. Which is independent now?
I'm going to have to agree with you on the second part, there, because no (wo)man is an island.
However, the first part is all BS. There's this thing called pregnancy, you see.
Can I make a maintenance request, then? My owner isn't keeping me in the style to which I'd like to become accustomed... oh, wait- you mean all that money that I earned and put in that bank account is my very own? In that case, I'll be over here, shopping for a rug.
Of course men are the makers of women, because Adam's punishment was to suffer the pangs of childbirth and Eve's was to work in the fields. And both of those curses were each separately transmitted to their descendents. That's why men's true role in life is to be baby-making machines and a woman's role is being the head of the house.
Wait...what?
Men are the owner, makers and maintainer of women and dont ever forget it.
I'm assuming you're speaking of the inflatable variety, as I am certain with that attitude, they're the only ones giving you any action.
If we need each other, then women are the owner of men, and there are no "independent men" either.
What kind of a maintenance do women need? Oil change? Some tuning of the cogs?
Chauvinist.
There is no such thing as an "independent woman" because we need each other.
This line is very telling. It suggests that you are either emotionally needy or emotionally immature and are looking for someone to cling to.
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