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I mean, just imagine if every single fuckin' thing you did or thought had to be proven with the scientific method:

"Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?"
"I'm hungry. Can I have a Big Mac?"
"Well first you need to prove that you are hungry."
"uhh..."
"Then you need to show me that your current metabolic state requires the amount of fat and calories that are contained in a Big Mac."
"what???"
"Yes, here is some calculation paper. Come back when you have completed a justification for your nutritional needs."
"What the fuck are you talking about. I just want fuckin' Big Mac!"
"I'm sorry sir, your wants are irrelevant. Science requires data to justify your hypothesis that your are hungry. You have to prove that you need the Big Mac."
"You're fuckin' nuts! I'm going to Wendy's."

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