(in reference to a suitable virgin husband for your daughter)
In our day and age, purity is so rare, that to find an overcoming young man may be the only criterion you would want to consider. Who cares if he is dumb, ugly, socially embarrassing, can’t read, and seems unable to make a living? Better to let them live down in your basement and feed them, while they sing, pray, and raise righteous kids.
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"Who cares if he is dumb, ugly, socially embarrassing, can’t read, and seems unable to make a living? Better to let them live down in your basement and feed them, while they sing, pray, and raise righteous kids."
The American Dream for the new Millennium..
I quote from the site:
It's true. Michael Pearl is retarded and it explains the comment above.
reference: http://www.nogreaterjoy.org/articles/homeschooling/article-display/archive////dyslexia/ ?
So your daughter finding someone who is able to take care her and treat her right is SECONDARY to being a virgin?
"Who cares if he is dumb, ugly, socially embarrassing, can’t read, and seems unable to make a living?"
Fuck, if that becomes standard, guys like me will be shit out of luck.
Fundies doing their part for natural selection, arranging marriages for their daughters with stupid, ugly, unambitious guys. Way to enrich and preserve your bloodline asshole.
Wow, you might want to lower your standards there, guy.
(of course, after reading about all the shortcomings of the mate he's arranging for his daughter, it doesn't occur to him that those might have something to do with that potential guy's virginity)
"Who cares if he is dumb, ugly, socially embarrassing, can’t read, and seems unable to make a living?"
Er, your daughter, for one.
Good grief. So Sloth, from The Goonies, would be an ideal husband?
And I'm unsure as to how being a virgin when you are married means you can raise righteous kids, anyway. Virginity really has diddly to do with anything...
"Who cares if he is dumb, ugly, socially embarrassing, can’t read, and seems unable to make a living?"
Unfortunately, we seem to be rife with such pickings nowadays.
Sorry, Mike, but if you were my dad, I'd have been halfway to California the minute I turned 18. There's no way in Sheol I'd have married ANY man YOU deemed acceptable, if these are your requirements. I know we shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but...ah...no.
And don't give me that shit about women marrying; even Paul says it's better to stay single.
In our day and age, purity is so rare, that to find an overcoming young man may be the only criterion you would want to consider. Who cares if he is dumb, ugly, socially embarrassing, can’t read, and seems unable to make a living? He's probably a fundie!
Fixed.
@Mr. Frog: First of all, dyslexia is no retardation. Second of all, calling this man a retard is an insult to all retards.
Children have died on his advice!!!
Austrian dude's been giving you idea, eh?
And yes, I hope he's joking, too.
I think most women don't care if their guy is dumb, ugly, embarrassing, illiterate, or stupid.
Although in some cases they might just be settling for the best they're going to get.
Come on women, you've got to expect more of us! Have standards!
It matters because:
Does anyone want to help me raise a bounty to put on this fucker's head for excessive endorsement of child abuse?
This guy REALLY needs to be shot, and his message sent back to the Stone-Age sewage-pit it oozed out of.
It's not POE, it's a clearly rhetorical statement to be refuted in the following paragraphs.
It's QUOTEMINED.
It's WRONGLY STRIPPED OF CONTEXT.
THIS DOES NOT REALLY BELONG HERE.
So he can't read, interact well with others, or make a living, but at least your daughter won't get any kind of pleasure out of him, is that it?
I was absolutely sure it's Poe... until I read who wrote it.
Still, I'd rather believe all he ever said was Poe than that this isn't. I mean, seriously? Please? PLEASE? How can anyone say that and mean it? SERIOUSLY?
Please, let the comet come and wipe out humanity. Please.
Holy fuckin Rob Zombies' next movie, Batman!
I know Robin. But howww did they get the script!
Could the Joker be involved, This smells like one of his nefarious schemes
No, Robin, While the Joker may be crazy, he's not a fucktard fundie. Only they can look at the world in such a backward, inhuman manner.
“In our day and age, purity is so rare, that to find an overcoming young man may be the only criterion you would want to consider.”
"Who cares if he is dumb, ugly, socially embarrassing, can’t read, and seems unable to make a living?”
"Better to let them live down in your basement and feed them, while they sing, pray, and raise righteous kids.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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