(WARNING: If you own an irony-meter you should get it as far away as possible)
Well my Military course starts tomorrow and i will not be here to debate anything for the next 2 months. God bless and keep on fighting the good fight against the unthinking majority fellow creationists.
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I honestly couldn't have said it any better.
"keep on fighting the good fight against the unthinking majority fellow creationists."
Yep, the ol' irony runs rampant in this post. Thanks for your service, but that doesn't erase teh stoopid.
Should have heeded warning, now unable to breath. I maintain that if half these evangelical fuckwits understood irony, they would be just soooo much more reasonable.
And no Alanis, it's not like raiiiiiiin on your wedding day.
"God bless and keep on fighting the good fight against the unthinking majority fellow creationists."
The way this idiot wrote this sentence comes out like he's saying his fellow creationists are the unthinking majority.
*Wraps aluminum foil around his irony meter*
Ok, I'm moving in.
"God bless and keep on fighting ... against the ... creationists."
O_o
It's still reading a 5.9, even through the foil.
@Parallax
Hey, what's the meter say about his irony level?
It's over NINE THOUSAND! *Meter explodes*
WHAT? OVER NINE THOUSAND?!!
Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.
Can we have a special "Eats, shoots, and leaves" award for this one?
Hm, well... that actually made a whole lot of sense, though unintended.
My irony meter (freshly bought at thinkgeek.com) promptly hoisted "strike" banners and marched out the door. I may have to buy it lunch and a beer just to get it to come back.
“Well my Military course starts tomorrow and i will not be here to debate anything for the next 2 months.”
Do you mean Boot Camp? 2 months without internet sounds like boot.
“God bless and keep on fighting the good fight against the unthinking majority”
Just watched a few million Americans vote for tariffs because they hate inflation.
And saw that the google tracked the searches for tariffs, and it absolutely SPIKED…the day AFTER the election.
“fellow creationists.”
You’ll either do really, really well in the military, or you’re going to correct your boot company commander and land on your ear four feet beyond the gate.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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