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I used to be a very liberal and I once thought I could sleep whoever I wanted, either man or woman. Anyone. I used to be a very slut boy. But, after those 3 almost deadly bashing inflicted by Jesus’ Almighty Power, I finally turn a good holy boy in Jesus. And, Jesus threatens me all the time that I shall never dare to walk away from Him. Or, He’s gotta kill me and let me die very extremely gruesomely. Jesus is my Emperor and He is God of Kill. Believe me. I learn this concept through 3 very bloody lessons.

Jesus is Emperor and the Bible is His Doctrines and Rules and Laws. Don’t you ever think about messing with His Rules. Or, get slain and then get cast down into the Lake of Fire. I know Jesus loves me, and He even told me today that I’m His darling. I am recognized as His darling today after I have been many many many terrible trials, struggles and almost deadly bashing, 3 times. Believe me. Don’t you ever think about messing with Jesus’ Rules written in the Bible, no matter how ancient those Rules are. DO NOT violate His Rules. Jesus is God of Kill.

Jesus is Emperor. And, I learn this concept through a lot of blood and tons of tears. Blood and tear. Many tears and a lot of blood. Finally, I grasp the concept, that is, Jesus is Emperor. I am His servant, and I shall never dare to violate His Rules, Laws, Doctrines, no matter how ancient they are. Believe me. I learn Jesus is Emperor through a lot of blood and many tears. Blood and tear. Jesus is God of Kill, indeed.

Believe me. I’m telling all of you very extremely sincerely. Jesus is the most horrifying man and Entity in the whole universe. Jesus is Emperor. Through blood and tear, I finally grasp this concept, that is, Jesus is Emperor and He can execute me at any moment at any time. Believe me. Jesus can execute me at any moment at any time once my heart get hardened and decide to walk away from Him. Jesus will never tolerate any little tiny betrayal and disloyalty. NEVER.

Fear Jesus, for Jesus is a consuming fire. He is God of Kill. Through blood and tear, I finally learn this concept, that is, Jesus is Emperor and He can never tolerate any betrayal and disloyalty, and He can execute me at any moment at any time. Jesus is Emperor. Fear Jesus, Or being cast down into the Lake of Fire, being burned and tormented for eternity, no way out. Believe me.

No matter how much Jesus loves me. Jesus is Emperor and I am His servant. It is just like Jesus is my Alexander the Great, and I am simply His Hephaestion. Jesus is King and I am still His servant, though He loves me so much. Jesus can execute me at any moment at any time He wants me to die very extremely gruesomely. Jesus is God of Kill, indeed.

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