I have personality never understood the importance of teaching science in school since most of it is man made lies to try and disprove Christianity. Always remember that the Holly Bible is the only book ever written that you don’t have to question.
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Uh, science isn't some grand conspiracy designed to discredit Christianity. There are plenty of scientists who are Christians, as well as many other religious folks who understand what science is and how it works. You're just not one of them.
Um, we teach science in school so that someone knows how to make the lightbulb you are reading that Bible by...so that someone knows how to fix the printing press that printed it...and to make the paper that it's printed on. So that you have a computer to spew your nonsense over...and a flu shot so you are still alive to spew it...and the car you drive to church in...
Got an "F" in primary school science, did we Blessall?type its bloody title properly?
I agree with the idea of not questioning the Bible. Its answers are notoriously unreliable.
"I have personality"I agree, it's not necessarily a good personality, but you DO have it.
"never understood the importance of teaching science in school"
That's because you are an ignorant, myopic asshat.
"since most of it is man made lies to try and disprove Christianity."
Stop using your computer immediately. Don't drive a car, buy anything or eat any food not grown at your home. Science has a hand in almost everything you do.
"Always remember that the Holly Bible is the only book ever written that you don’t have to question."
The "Holly Bible?" Is that the one written by Holly Near?
It is one of the primary books that all people around the world SHOULD be questioning.
"Onward Scientific Soldiers/Marching as to War..."
Oh no, what do we have here? "
Orderly: "It's a fundy junkie. We found him babbling on a street corner and foaming at the mouth. "
Doctor: [shines light]"My God, those eyes are completely vacant, not even a glimmer. "
Orderly: "We think he overdosed on Jack Chick sir. "
Doctor: "Wow - look at the tract marks on his anus. He's rolled them up and injected them straight into his system, no wonder his mind's shattered. "
Orderly: "Is there anything we can do to help him? "
Doctor: "Not really no, we could operate and gouge most of the infected parts of his brain out, but that would leave him utterly Schiavified. "
Orderly: "That's a terrible thing to say about Terri! "
Doctor: "I was referring to her parents actually. The religious rot infected their brain like a cancer. "
Orderly: "But we can't put him down sir. "
Doctor: "No, no we can't. The only thing we can do is transfer him to an Institution used to dealing with his kind. "
Orderly: "You can't be serious! "
Doctor: "I'm afraid so, it's the Patriot University for him. "
Orderly: "Have mercy! "
Doctor: "It's OK, they'll teach him to focus his drool into a paper trail and brainwash him till he doesn't believe his shit stinks any longer so he's not distressed when he soils himself in public. "
Orderly: "But the stigma! "
Doctor: "He's way beyond that now, we're just going to have to let him go. "
Orderly: [sobs uncontrollably]
Doctor: "You're new here aren't you son. This is the bible belt. It's growing wild out here, you can source a roll of JC for a Lincoln and still have change for a macchiatto. "
Orderly: [Still sobbing]
Doctor: "Their poor young impressionable minds just don't stand a chance. "
*commotion in the corridor*
Doctor: "Oh no, there was a Sunday School picnic, and they digested some poisonous Ham - we're going to have to flush their systems before they succumb to the hate hormones. "
holly nounholy - adjective,
1. specially recognized as or declared sacred by religious use or authority
- see how this whole education thing works? It's awesome. You should try it one day :)
The wholly babble, praise be it, doth truly denounce the use of intellect!
Whatever you think you don't need to question is what you need to question most.http://www.technologyfromreligion.org
The irony is why are you still using your computer, driving to work, and living in a house with electricity and running water. You want to critcize everything about science but your life style is too convient to change so that you have no science in it at all.
...because if you start questioning it, it all falls like a house of cards.
"I have personality never understood..."?
When I first went to school, Sweden had a State Church, and I was taught Christianity. Later on it became Religion. No-one in school ever said anything about Natural science disproving Christianity; they were both taught alongside each other. When I was 10-13 years old, I had a teacher in Religion and Swedish, whom I still respect for his genuine religiosity and for his love of the Swedish language. He made us learn poems by heart, which I am forever grateful for. He didn't force religiosity onto us, he wasn't "televangelistic" at all. The poems are very useful when I can't fall asleep at night (and they are very beautiful).
A short example (off topic, I know, sorry):
this is why the 'too stupid to understand science? try religion!' T-shirts exist. Not to insult Gregor Mendel, Louis Pasteur, Georges Lemaître, or any scientists of the sort.
it's because of these stupid fucknuts.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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