So...are you looking for explanations that make sense or don't make sense? God's explanation always agrees with reality whereas human explanations always disagree with reality. For example, meteors are composed of ice and solid particles which means that the explanation that God created life out of water is much more plausible than the "big bang" coming from heat when the temperatures are way below zero up in space.
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Wait, and how do you explain transitional fossiles, or the fact that snakes DON´T SPEAK?, or that women are not gene-related to ribs?
If God's explanation always agrees with reality whereas human explanations always disagree with reality, then he is living in some other universe or dimension. Therefore, this definitely qualifies for the Alternate Bizarro Universe Award
God's explanation agrees with reality. Which is why the bible contradicts itself so often. Meanwhile, Human explanations disagree with reality, which is why we've been able to use them to predict future outcomes and generally do a lot of complicated science that you don't have a hope of understanding.
What the fuck are you on about?
So, now we've moved on to the Fundie REALITY Redefinition Project!agree with reality"?]
~David D.G.
Ah, Carico. The perfect example of one whose brain is turned at right angles to reality.
[EDIT: Rysith, didn't you mean to say "Meanwhile, Human explanations agree with reality"?]
Read the whole thing with deadpan sarcasm.
Rysith said: "Also, why do comets having water show that God exists? I still don't get that one."
Comets are not made of water ice either. Water ice is not as black as coal. Pure water ice isn't black as coal, but water ice with an admixture of organics can be.
"[H]uman explanations always disagree with reality."
"God did it" is a human explanation, therefore wrong.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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