<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb4UdbA37Lw " target="_blank">New theory of dinosaurs: they go boom!</a>
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He bases his ahem ... working hypothesis on the ... fact, that dinosaur is a two-part word. "Dino" comes from explosive, like in dinomyte, and saur comes from lizard, so dinosaurs are explosive lizards. I had to stop at that very moment I heard this hypothesis, because it was way to much for me to bear, then.
You see, most dinosaurs were just filled with TNT, causing only localized destruction when they exploded. But then along came this one dinosaur that had a plutonium body, and when he detonated, it caused the Yucatan crater, wiping out the dinosaurs - but letting humans survive (of course)!
Please, please, somebody tell me this is a joke! No one, not even the most edumacated fundie, could possibly be that stupid and still live.
Fantastic [clap, clap]. DINO[saur] is not the same as DYNA[mite], you dunce. You'd think that one would do AT LEAST a little bit of research before making an ass of themselves in front of the world, but you'd be wrong. What is absolutely astonishing to me is the lengths those fundies will go to in order to make something obviously stupid/impossible somehow "mesh" with reality.
I don't believe this...
The Balloon-Earth video is entertaining too. I like how he calls the Cretaceous Era - the "Crustaceous" age.
I love those two videos: I've been on this site a couple of months now, but the dyna-saur one was the first time I've ever laughed out loud at a posting. It almost makes up for reading all the Phelp's crap.
I especially like the part where he says:
"The book of Job in the 40's chapter... behemoth"
My analysis:
Fundamentalism: From the Latin. Funda, meaning scarcity; mental, meaning brain; and ism, meaning matter.Thus, scarcity of brain matter.
Obviously you read the end of the book, and nothing else. If you had you would know that Bel and the Dragon is NOT in the Book of Daniel, but in the Catholic Apocrypha.
Fuck off, you spamming moron.
"New theory of dinosaurs: they go boom!"
Hey - mine got accepted!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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