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Breaking: NASA will admit to causing global warming with its gravitational engine!

Wow, this is something big.

For years NASA has been banging the drum for global warming, blaming it on cars and trucks and planes and just about anything we do. One noticeable exception to the blame game is that they have never fingered themselves for any of the the harm they have done, until today.

Tucked away on a page about surface temperature [link to data.giss.nasa.gov] is this graph of ocean surface temperature. [link to data.giss.nasa.gov] So far so familiar but what happens when we overlay the graph with information about NASA spacecraft that use the gravitational assist engine.

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Every single temperature peak coincides with NASA using a gravitational engine! sneaking this data out with no mention of their spacecraft is criminal behaviour.

So what is the gravitational engine? Back in the 1970s NASA was stuck with a headache, how to power themselves through the solar system. They came up with an innovative solution to the problem of rockets in outer space, steal gravity from the planets! The gravitational assist engine, codename SLINGSHOT, could push spacecraft to Saturn and beyond by stealing a little bit of gravity from every planet on the way and accelerating the probes to incredible speeds, here is how it worked for the Cassini spaceship.

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So what does it look like? I'm not a hundred percent on this, but this is Cassini ( or part of it ) under test [link to www.esa.int] It looks awfully familiar, where do you suppose they got the technology from?

What happened when it passed Earth? Every time one of the spacecraft passed Earth, gravity would be sucked off and used to power the engine, speeding up the probe on its way out but there is a problem, each of these temperature spikes [link to i.imgur.com] coincides with the use of the engine somewhere in space. So Cassini used it first in April 26, 1998, and June 24, 1999 causing two obvious spikes. By carefully selecting the data I have shown beyond doubt that NASA is culpable for at least some, if not all of global warming. That graph is as good as an admission from them.

So why is this happening? I think maybe its because the Earth's atmosphere is being held down by gravity, so if it's reduced, even by a tiny amount, the atmosphere has a chance to plump up, like a pillow, keeping more heat in [link to travellingacrosstime.files.wordpress.com (secure)] It wouldn't take much, maybe just a couple of hundred extra feet could cause these temperature spikes but then again, I may be wrong about that bit.

Anyway, that's what I have discovered, conclusive proof that NASA is behind global warming.

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