You ladies might as well have sex with another guy as to have lunch with him.
At least if you had sex with the guy, you must have had enough feelings toward him, or felt that your current relationship had gotten so bad, that you were well motivated to do this.
However, simply having lunch with him, shows that you value your current relationship AND the man you are supposed to be with,......so little.......that you would jeopardize everything for a sandwich and a drink....
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This reminds me of when my mother was (briefly) selling insurance. We lived in a small town so she would always go to the same restaurant. She'd meet people there for lunch, with a stack of paperwork, and this one very young waitress would always titter and make pointed comments about my mother meeting so many different men.
But what if that man you have sex with after lunch is the man you're supposed to be with? You know, like being the husband you were married to for 50 years...or the boyfriend who just asked you to marry...
...and how does that work with lesbians?
You mean all that time I was hanging out with my friends Angie and Kits I was having sex with them? That's pretty good, having sex while playing fighting games on the PS2 or having a casserole I baked. Actually, we were also with my friend Erik, does that mean it was a continual foursome?
Er, what? Having lunch with a woman gets you to ejaculate all over her, or what?
I've had lunch with male colleagues almost every day since I started working there eight years ago. My husband has met them and doesn't feel threatened by them, at all, just as I don't feel threatened by him having several female colleagues, which he probably eats lunch with. Sure, we work at the same place, so we are, technically, all colleagues, but there are about 1800 people working there, so no-one knows everyone. He works in construction/design and I work in shipping, so we are both organizationally and physically on opposite ends of the production in the company.
Y'know, it is possible to have a night out with a woman: because you can .
Social intercourse.
I like a woman who gives good mind . [/Robin Williams]
Poor Bob; "his" lady had lunch with a friend . . . the SLUT!
Baby sandwich. Mmmmmm
Anon-e-moose intercourse ?
Bob, you are really sick. I can distinguish lunch from sex without any trouble, but you seem unable to do that. If you are that insecure about your lady friend, I'm sure she could do a lot better with one of her lunch buddies.
What an insanely different opinion. Also, @ Philbert MacAdemia; then you know what women do sitting down, men do standing up, and dogs do on three legs!(YBYSAIAT!)
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That's a ton of practically palpable insecurity, right there... Unless your lunch involves some open-faced lap sandwiches, the two scenarios can't even be compared to one another.
If one doesn't want to "jeopardize" a romantic relationship by interacting with other people, you'd have to isolate yourself completely. And any sane person realizes that's not exactly super healthy.
Wow, you're an insecure little bitch, aren't you Bobby, what's wrong do you keep losing girlfriends because they get tired of your misogyny and chauvinism and leave you for guys that treat them like people.
Jeopardize everything?
So, what, once you buy them lunch, she's powerless to keep her legs together?
If only I'd known, all those years going Dutch, opportunities lost....
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