Your nickname wouldn't be "gullible", would it Dave?
Seriously, haven't you people ever heard of Sun Tzu's famous line, "Know your enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles you will never be defeated"? It's hard to argue against things you don't understand after all. Look at the pitiful attempt you fundies make at attacking evolution. I would think you people would want to know intimately all about Satanists, they are the agents of The Enemy after all.*
*At least that's what fundy folk think anyway. It's rather clear that most, if not all of it, is simply a satire of Christianity.