God's name is cursed a dozen times in the Avatar film. The name of Jesus is blasphemed. Terms like “holy sh_t!” are used repeatedly. If it weren't for the blue color of the Na'vi humanoid's skin, the film would look like the notorious Woodstock rock festival, where everyone took their clothes off. Their breasts are mostly exposed in Avatar. The Na'vi are 95% completely naked. The movie promotes public nudity. The blue colored skin is an illusion to the eyes; the Na'vi are all running around nude in the movie, with their buttocks plainly visible.
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The Na'vi are 95% completely naked
How is it possible to be 95% completely naked? You are either 95% naked (even that could be disputed as an oxymoron) or completely naked. You cannot be "95% completely". So there's at least two morons in that piece David.
So, after "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and "Firefly", Davy is now ranting about "Avatar". Seems like he is getting closer to the present in watching TV and movies, what a shame that he is not getting closer to reality too.
Yeah, Avatar is the ONLY FILM EVER where terms like "holy shit" is used!
I didn't know Woodstock had 10-foot-tall people running around...
How is the blue-color an illusion? Is only white skin "real" to you, or what?
Honey, nudity is only scary if you're not used to it. When you get used to it, you don't really see it any more.
I hope he gets round to games some day. I would love to see his take on Final Fantasy 6, Metroid Prime, Silent Hill 2 or Bayonetta. I was going to suggest he tried The Binding Of Isaac and Persona 4 Golden as well, but on second thought...
"95% completely naked"
You don't understand what words mean, do you?
"Their breasts are mostly exposed in Avatar. The blue colored skin is an illusion to the eyes; the Na'vi are all running around nude in the movie, with their buttocks plainly visible."
Really? Well that's funny -- didn't trick my eyes. I just didn't care, is all. Then again I'm not still a horny 13-year-old on the inside (I'm more like a 17-year-old at this point) so I don't go "OOOH~" every time I see or boob or point and giggle whenever I see a butt.
"the notorious Woodstock rock festival,"
We should send Stewart an invitation to Hellfest. I really want to see his face when caught in a mosh pit during a black metal concert (or even better during A Thousand Years of Oppression by Amon Amarth).
There are plenty of non-blue people, including the hero, who are "95% completely naked" in Tarzan Of The Apes, but Tarzan is a Christian who spreads the Gospel, so I don't suppose we'll be hearing about that.
Oh, he's finally come into the 21st century!
Look, I hate Avatar a great deal, but really? You're just grasping at straws now.
@ Gearhead.
I am waiting with baited breath for the day where Stewart discovers God of War or SMT: Nocturne. I'm thinking of petitioning to get it declared a national holiday.
"Their breasts are mostly exposed in Avatar. The blue colored skin is an illusion to the eyes;
Dave, the cartoon tits are an illusion.
@Hasan Prishtina
... Tarzan is a Christian who spreads the Gospel,
That could be funny; Tarzan preaching drivel to the apes, boring them, pissing them off, throwing shit back at him.
I guess 'Holy shit" is considered blasphemy because "holy"? But it doesn't make any sense to me.
I bet ten bucks that if this guy were a sim, "Never nude" would be one of his traits.
(Also, Woodstock was cool.)
The blue colored skin is an illusion to the eyes; the Na'vi are all running around nude in the movie, with their buttocks plainly visible.
The Na'vi were beautiful. I'm having a hard time seeing why you find their nudity offensive.
How many blatant lies can you say un a minute?, religion, let alone Christianity, are not mentioned un way oof shape, and it's not a central theme either. And the ladies wear clothes
@ Gearhead mk2
@1701330 :
He would burst a vessel meeting that annoying Hanar missionary...
Failing that, he would never get to finish ME2 because he would just stand in awe listening to that dipshit Batarian prophet in Omega...
Once upon a time, people used to wear clothes because they were cold. However, when they were not cold, they didn't wear so many clothes. Then some asshole came along and got all prissy because he didn't like other males looking at 'his' females' lady parts. The end.
@ Grimsoncrow
@ Gearhead mk2
We should introduce him to Warhammer 40k. Either his brain will explode from all teh debbils in it or he'll decide that the Imperium is the one true path of morality (I mean, after all the Imperium along with Columbia is pretty much a fundie's wet dream.) Either way would be rather amusing.
"Terms like “holy sh_t!” are used repeatedly."
You aren't by any chance implying that Jesus' shit is anything less than holy, are you blasphemer? Don't you know that everything that comes from Christ is perfect? Hence His poop is both fragrant and nourishing?
Why, a true Christian would smile at the mention of "holy shit!", since it alludes to one of the great gifts of their Lord and Saviour: the opportunity to swallow yet more crap.
Confused?
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