I tried to warn America, stories like this are to 'condition' you to eat dog food and become a cloned human/animal-hybrid.
To pay for the bankster's bailout, we all have to go 'green' and eat and deficate outside like a mutt.
Folks, this is serious...CALL CONGRESS AND DEMAND GOLDMAN SUCKS FILE FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY RE-ORGANIZATION!
TELL CONGRESS WE WILL NOT PAY FOR GOLDMAN SUCKS WORTHLESS DERIVATIVES AND CREDIT-DEFAULT SWAPS!!!
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This is fucking crazy.
And, re: "defecating outdoors" -- dude, our waste is *supposed* to return to the Earth, to help nourish bacteria & plants. However, given what we now know about feces-borne diseases (the hepatitis virii, specificially), it is neither safe nor *sanitary* to simply shit in the woods. (Plus, can you imagine the number of idiots that would flood the ERs because they wiped with poison ivy?)
I, for one, have no desire to pass on *my* Hep C.
I have heard one conspiracy after another blaming every imaginable problem on "the banksters." It seems that "the banksters" is just a code word among the paranoid for "the Jews." Never mind that banks and wealthy people got soaked in this financial crisis, it was "engineered" by "the banksters" to happen for global enslavement. Subtitute "the Jews" in there, and you have Nazi-era propaganda.
I tried to warn America, stories like this are to 'condition' you to eat dog food and become a cloned human/animal-hybrid.
Genetics fail.
Actually, it's just a basic sanity fail, really.
Having 300 million people shit outside is definitely not environmentally friendly.
And don't insult mutts, they're your intellectual superior.
Re: "the Banksters" and engineering the collapse --
I don't think any of the "banksters" engineered this collapse, they just let their short-sighted greed run off with them.
And the banks are getting billions in hand-outs with no questions while the auto industry is being told to clean up its act and submit to any number of directives before they can get a bailout.
I look at the situation and I don't see International Jewry^H^H^H^H^H Bankers behind it. I see Big Money and lobbyists and a whole lot of influence over the government, but I don't see the Illuminati anywhere.
(That being said, of course, the original post is bat-shit insane.)
I thnk we're being conditioned to eat dog food, therefore the government should not bail out Goldman Sachs..
This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Tell me again how sheeps' bladders can be used to predict earthquakes.
@ Moondog
"Bankster" isn't code for "the Jews," it's "code," if anything, for the banks that got money in the bailout, like Goldman Sachs. I'm for letting anything that's "too big to fail" FAIL, by the way. If you have ten grand in your account, the FDIC can take care of it.
Also, I'm for eating and shitting outside, don't get mad if you can't dig a latrine. And this is going to turn us into animal/human hybrids how? If I knew how, I'd have cat ears and a fluffy tail by now.
... damn, the game's up. Whitemal08 figured it all out.
Our even banking ploy to make all of humanity eat and "deficate" like mutts has been foiled again!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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