[Also do you believe in hitting your wife?! (I know this has been covered, but still it is relevant)]
If one believe in such thing, that is the limit. You are not to punch kick combo the woman. The limit is a slap. And this is not to be done for no good reason.
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So, for you the problem is not the quantity, but the quality. The fact that she´s a human being and has dignity, doesn´t count.
So, for you the problem is not the quantity, but the quality. The fact that she´s a human being and has dignity, doesn´t count.
So, for you the problem is not the quantity, but the quality. The fact that she´s a human being and has dignity, doesn´t count.
Should I be laughing at this? It's an awful, awful thought, but the idea that anyone every actually used the phrase "punch-kick combo" to refer to real life is just hilarious.
Okay, so maybe you can't punch-kick combo, but are you allowed to throw a fireball?
There is one exception to the "no true scotsman" argument's fallacy.
REAL men don't beat their wives to sooth their pathetic inferiority complex. Those people might have testicles and check the 'male' box on their tax returns, but they're definitely not men.
Those snivelling mysoginistic self-loathing thugs need to be kept away from women.
In other words, if someone does something I don't like, I get to hit them. Most people get over that in like, third grade.
Actually, third grade is being very generous. My friend's son is in second and habitually hits people when he's angry. Pretty much everyone I know (which the exception of his long-suffering mother, of course) thinks he's a little monster.
Yes hitting is okay, slapping is okay. No punch/kick combos. Also L,D,L,U,Select,Select,Start,X,O,X is clearly out of bounds.
Why is it the men who spout this shit are always the sort I could kick up one end and down the other without breaking a sweat?
Oh yeah, because they're incredibly fucking insecure. Sorry, I spaced out there for a minute.
Please, please, please live in a state with a good domestic violence law so that should you choose to exercise your 'right' to slap your domestic partner/ spouse/ or member of your family your ass will be hauled off to jail.
Whoa, no combos like this: Alex's main "combo opportunity" combo - HP Flash Chop, HP Power Bomb [HP Flash Chop, Close MK x SA2 (with meter)]
Thank god misogynist fundies don't play street fighter 3: 3rd strike. Otherwise, they'd be Shoruyu Cannon'ing their wifes all over the place.
It would be fun to watch a female martial arts expert demonstrate the finer points of assault with this cretin.
I think I want to get back into Tae Kwon Do just on the off chance I run into this guy. While I don't possess a stellar "punch kick combo" (damn noodle arms), I have plenty of sparring level kick combos.
anevilmeme: A flying side kick wouldn't work well in most situations (especially the close quarters of the kitchen *sarcasm*). Might I suggest a regular sidekick to the solar plexus, knees or genitals? (This is for the Narutard, not your wife)
Obviously, this kid has never had a relationship with a woman. And he likely never will, unless he learns some basic human decency.
The only time I would honestly hit anyone is if they attacked me or another person first. And that would still depend on the situation.
Domestic violence for Jesus.
Actually, he's Muslim.
What the hell is it with Naruto fans?
The huge popularity. The more people there are, the more likely you are to get sick fucks in the mix. Considering that particular Naruto maessage board has nearly 100,000 members..
NotMe : Foul! Whirlwind Attack only applies to multiple targets. Use a full-attack action. If you must maximize your attacks against a single target, take the Two-Weapon Fighting tree all the way up to its limit. That gives you at least two extra attacks with your second weapon.
And who gave you a +6 weapon? Are you into epic levels?
Before my parents were married, and mommy was pregnant with me, my dad tried to be slick and slapped her. And I tell you, it's become an actual legend in the family, passed down to me and my little brothers, and the other kids, about how she kicked his butt right there and he's never hit her again to this day. Now they live peacefully. XD
Now, of course if she doesn't agree with you, what can you do other than giving her the back of your hand?
Spineless fucking excuse for a man.
Hmmm.. interesting, no pk combo, what, pray tell is your stance on the usage of a dragon punch. Would grappling moves such as a tombstone piledriver be acceptable.
Prick
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