Gary51 #fundie

Gary51 #fundie christianforums.com

You see God can do anything.

I don't believe in evolution... I believe in creation.

And as God does the creating... and can do anything... whose to say that He is not still creating.

For all we know we may discover a new animal tomorrow that God created last week.

I'm sure that you will find this funny... However you cannot disprove it.

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old comment by Illuminatalie

What I find funny, is your obvious thoughts which you cannot disguise by your silly talk. What you really think is, you are smarter than all the scientists and doctors of the world put together. You can see things that they can't, because Thou Art A Spiritual Giant and we can't see your greatness because we're morally deficient. Someday we will all be punished because we didn't see / wouldn't admit just how wise you were.

This is such a strange dream of yours. Many of us entertain thoughts like that when we are 8 years old or such, someone makes fun of us at school or something, and our pride is wounded, and we rationalize our anger (they think they're so smart, I happen to know that teacher is a drunk, or that person's mother is the town flirt, etc) Some people just don't grow up - there are plenty of 45 year old drunken idiots in the ghettos who literally have the mind of a ten year old. And lots of fundies are just the same. They're currently less of a danger to my health and well being, I admit. But if they ever got serious power in the States - well, read history and see what always happens.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"You see God can do anything."

Except existing. Unlike everyone here in FSTDT - including yours truly, the rest of the world; even you Gary51 (unfortunately). NEXT!

"I don't believe in evolution... I believe in creation."

Judge John E. Jones III - a Conservative Christian himself - has been a Christian for longer than you've lived, never mind 'seen the light'. His ruling for the plaintiffs in Kitzmiller vs. Dover in 2005. Your argumebt is invalid.

"And as God does the creating... and can do anything... whose to say that He is not still creating.

For all we know we may discover a new animal tomorrow that God created last week.

I'm sure that you will find this funny... However you cannot disprove it."

Ahem...:

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We're waiting. And while we wait for this supposedly 'omnipotent' 'God' to do so, why don't you go away Gary51 ('51' = your IQ), and wallow in the putrid pit of you and your 'beliefs' own FAIL.

Meanwhile, the bacteria that feeds on Nylon: a man-made substance that didn't exist until the 20th Century. MRSA. Domestic dogs; one word: Labradoodle (a breed which didn't exist until 1988). The Common Cold.

I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"I don't believe in evolution... I believe in creation."

'Believe'. You cannot spell that without the word LIE.

"However you cannot disprove it"

Yes I can:

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"a new animal tomorrow that God created last week"

So why couldn't he [i]replicate[/i] his so-called 'Creation' - even on a more modest scale - several years ago, in Kitzmiller vs. Dover?

"You see God can do anything."

Except replicate what his ([Holy] Ghost-written) 'Word' claims, and in the purely evidence-based Objective forensic laboratory of Reality that is a court of law; your 'Word of God' isn't even admissable as evidence in such, so where does that leave your so-called 'Beliefs'-based 'Truth'?

"I'm sure that you will find this funny..."

Indeed:

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...as we Atheists laughed our arses off at your Religious Reich's educational agenda's complete annihilation, revelling in our proven superiority to you & your 'beliefs' inferiority, your 'beliefs' exposed as the worse-than fairytale it always was, reduced to less than nothing by the pointing & laughing it was being given (still to this day, too); your continuing tears of impotent butthurt that you can't bend Reality to your will fuels our infinite superiority to you. Cry more. Please. >:D

Cre(a)ti(o)nism disproved. Next question.

“You see God can do anything.”
No, frankly, I’ve NEVER seen a god do anything.
Who told you I did?

“I don't believe in evolution...”
Cool, neither do I. I use ‘believe’ for things i accept as real without evidence.

“I believe in creation.”
Exactly.

“And as God does the creating... and can do anything... whose to say that He is not still creating.”
Ooooh, an illiterate person asking a ‘what if’ question.
Well, if God is creating, what do you think he’s creating?
And why is an infinitely benevolent God not creating cures for cancer, cures for AIDS, cures for every childhood disease?

“For all we know we may discover a new animal tomorrow that God created last week.”
Yeah, appealing to ignorance is not a useful path to establishing knowledge. I mean, god MIGHT have created all of us Last Thursday, with all of our memories in place. How would we ever know? But the evidence points to the world being AT LAST three weeks old, so that ‘what if’ helps… No one.

“I'm sure that you will find this funny... However you cannot disprove it.”
I don’t need to disprove it. I will just ignore it because it’s a meaningless suggestion. True or not, it doesn’t prove god or disprove evolution. We just have a new animal.

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