Sandman, the fact that Atheist like you and say such nice things about you should be evidence enough that you are not a Christian. You need to examine yourself. I don't know what your error is, but I am betting it is with scripture. Because that is ALWAYS where heresy starts.
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I don't know what your error is, but I am betting it is with scripture.
Fundie in a nutshell.
"I don't like it so obviously God must hate it too! Obviously! I just need to find something that can be twisted to validate that..."
I agree with you. Heresy started with scripture.
Thank you for making your bullshit so easy to misinterpret for the jokes, Big Flaming Chris.
I have a sneaking feeling he believes he's the only person getting into heaven.
Call me crazy, it's just a feeling I get.
WTF?, he's not a Christian and never will. He has stated it crystalline clear and he does read Scripture. You should read a little more, Bible or otherwise, before making this illogical statements.
All Christians are cunts. Got it. Thanks Chris.
Hmmm, Athiest like and say nice things about Sir Isaac Newton, I guess he wasn't a Christian either huh.
Being that you don't actually think the pope is a Chrstian either, you really should shut the fuck up, yes?
Everything else apparently starts with scripture in BCF's flabby mind, so...
Yeah, heresy and apostasy begin with the realization that scripture is a crock, and it evolves from there.
Dear BCF: I like you. You sound like a nice guy.
Julian wrote:
"All Christians are cunts. Got it. Thanks Chris." No no, if Christians were cunts, they would be getting a lot more sex.
Christians are pretty much a complete and total lack of cunts.
Hmmm, Athiest like and say nice things about Sir Isaac Newton, I guess he wasn't a Christian either huh.
To be fair, Newton's religious beliefs where decidedly idiosyncratic. BigChrisFlame would almost certainly regard them as heretical at the very least.
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