President Barack Obama refuses to place his hand over his heart at the White House when others are pledging allegiance to the American flag. Obama is a horrible man. His name is really Barry Sottero, and he was born in Kenya. Mr. Obama doesn't even have a U.S. birth certificate. Just like Bill Clinton who dodged the Vietnam War draft and fled to Canada, Obama is another imposter. And apostate Independent Fundamental Baptist Pastors endorse Obama's presidency!!! I'm going to vomit!!! Don't you call yourself a patriotic American buddy! You need to put your golf club away pastor, and set down your BBQ spatula, and get on your knees and beg God to forgive your wicked heart, and give you a new heart, because you're not right with God. God help us!!!
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That's obviously a look-alike, since the real Obama hates America. More seriously, though, why am I not surprised to see DJS jump on the birther bandwagon years after they quit being relevant?
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WTF?
Is a BBQ spatula some special anti-patriotic tool?
POTUS Clinton was in England on a Rhodes Scholarship. He did not flee to Canada (BTW, know why Canada took draft dodgers during Vietnam? Because we accepted their Draft dodgers during World War II). When did you serve, David?
Have you asked for da Lawd's intervention with your "unnatural desires"?
"President Barack Obama refuses to place his hand over his heart at the White House when others are pledging allegiance to the American flag."
So what? I also refuse to participate in the Pledge of Allegiance. Aside from stuffing religion where it shouldn't be, loyalty oaths are a dumb concept. Furthermore, I abhor the "my country, right or wrong" attitude it is based on, and do not believe the "liberty and justice for all" principle is working anymore.
Other patriots love their country like a parent loves a child. They know that everything is not perfect and mistakes have been made, but if we work together openly, it can become better.
Wouldn't a "Manchurian Candidate"-like plant take every possible step to look as "patriotic" as possible?
You know, not only wearing a flag pin every day, but also making sure that everyone knows that they are wearing it and criticizing everyone not wearing one. Not only standing while making the pledge, but making sure to stand in the first row and in the view of every available camera, while bad-mouthing everyone who doesn’t. Maybe even wearing clothes made of the flag, in blatant disregard for the Flag Code.
Now, where have we seen people like this?
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To quote the great and dearly missed sage Terry Pratchett:
"I'd be very worried if I saw a man singing the national anthem and waving the flag, sir. It's really a thing foreigners do."We don't need to show we're patriotic, sir ... We don't have to make a fuss about being the best. We just know ."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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