well, I have faith, and you can not convince me to believe that "A MAGICAL EXPLOSION CREATED LIFE ON EARTH" is just incredible how if someone just because he says that a magical explosion created life, all those morons believe it, remember the big bang is a THEORY, needs facts to be proven, which NO ONE has ever supplied proof.
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"well, I have faith"
I'm sorry. I can't help that.
"you can not convince me to believe that 'A MAGICAL EXPLOSION CREATED LIFE ON EARTH'"
Good. None of the smart people are claiming that.
"remember the big bang is a THEORY, needs facts to be proven, which NO ONE has ever supplied proof."
First, learn what a theory really is. Second, the big bang theory is backed up by lots of credible evidence. The Bible creation stories are backed up by NONE. Third, with your initial declaration of faith you have shown that you don't give a rat's butt about proof.
P.S. Do be more careful about whom you call "morons" lest you get it wrong again.
Moron. A theory doesn't become a fact when proven. A theory is what explains the fact. For example, an apple falling out of a tree is a fact. The theory of gravity explains why and how that happens.
Learn what words mean before you try using them in a sentence.
well, I have science, and you can not convince me to believe that "A MAGICAL SKY PIXIE POOFED EVERYTHING INTO EXISTENCE FROM NOTHING" is just incredible how if someone just because he says that a sky pixie created life, all those morons believe it, remember sky pixie creation needs facts to be proven, which NO ONE has ever supplied proof.
That's what you meant to say, isn't it?
Actually, there's plenty of evidence for the big bang, and scientific theories always need evidence to pass scrutiny. Faith, however, is believing without evidence. You are the moron here, so stop projecting.
NO, you must have faith in the almighty Helix Fossil. Shun the false profit!
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Unfortunately I've noticed that these types often equate the formation of the universe with magic. Can they really not separate fantasy from reality? If it's a scientific theory there is no magic involved. It is fucking science. Facts and proof is what science is all about! If a theory didn't have credible evidence to back it up, then it wouldn't be a theory, now would it?? But they are correct in stating that only a moron would believe that the big bang was an explosion that created life on earth.
Faith- a method of ensuring that even on the rare occasion you're right, it's only by coincidence.
The Big Bang Theory is as TV show.
There, there dearie, just hold on to your comfy blanky of "faith" if that keeps you calm. No-one is actually saying stupid things like that, it's only your pastor spouting nonsense as usual.
A theory IS proven, dearie, that's why it's called a THEORY and not a hypothesis. We have literally mountains of evidence in favor of evolution, thousands of museums filled with it, all over the world. Meanwhile, we haven't one shred of evidence in favor of the existence of your god, not one iota.
The Theory of the Big Bang - the start of our Universe as we know it
Yes! But what if you're a player of games? What then? Where does that leave the rest of us? Surely that can't be fair? You, a probable conqueror of worlds and universes, a probable master of untold amounts of martial arts, including many that haven't yet been invented, a smasher of bricks, a pinger of pongs, someone who is certainly no stranger to the concept of contiguous objects, a expert in trajectory, a magician, a leaper, a strip poker player, a mast...er, yes, a master baker, er, well anyway you like games.
We who only have reality as a guiding influence have no chance.,
This is their game and one of creationist propagandas biggest wins. Science must prove everything down to the smallest detail and they must prove it to people who don't want to hear it/think they can ignore it because it's to complicated or feel it's against their religious beliefs. Otherwise God and everything in the Bible just plain makes more sense.
It's special pleading exercised at it's highest and the refusal to put religion to the test yet constantly demanding everything else be unavoidably provable (Yes,even if they refuse to believe regardless) is completely unreasonable.
I don't think there's one person anywhere claiming that a magical explosion created life on earth.
Except the creationists, of course.
Since we're talking cosmology here, a few points of data.
1) According to the Bible, the serpent did not crawl on the earth or bite at the heels of men in the time of the Garden.
2) It seduced Eve away from Adam, to the point that Eve took the forbidden fruit then felt lonely and convinced Adam to do likewise.
3) Devil worship, according to zealous Christians, involves ass kissing.
The only conclusion, aside from Christianity being schizophrenic, is that Satan was a naughty tentacle that seduced Eve with anal sex.
If you want to worship, rent a hentai anime. Me, I'm just sticking to my tea and using my mind for more than head ballast.
Since we're talking cosmology here, a few points of data.
1) According to the Bible, the serpent did not crawl on the earth or bite at the heels of men in the time of the Garden.
2) It seduced Eve away from Adam, to the point that Eve took the forbidden fruit then felt lonely and convinced Adam to do likewise.
3) Devil worship, according to zealous Christians, involves ass kissing.
The only conclusion, aside from Christianity being schizophrenic, is that Satan was a naughty tentacle that seduced Eve with anal sex.
If you want to worship, rent a hentai anime. Me, I'm just sticking to my tea and using my mind for more than head ballast.
No, you're confused. Life was created when two blobs of mud wriggled against one another, liked the sensation, and mated. That was a long time ago. The Big Bang was a fireworks display to celebrate the occasion. That was a long time ago, too.
Starts with A Bang - Ethan Seigel's blog
"Scientific laws can tell you what’s going to happen under certain conditions, but they haven’t yet advanced to the point of a scientific theory...a scientific theory is even more advanced than this, and posits an explanation and/or a mechanism from which scientific laws arise."
Baffled fundie "but it's only a THEEERY, a THEERY gosh darn it!!!"
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