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Atheism and marriageability
3 things many women don't like

Spiders, snakes and atheism! Most women do not like atheism! Like the serpent in the Garden of Eden, atheists are often deceptive (Please see atheism and deception).
In 2003, the inept atheist organization American Atheists picked a big hairy spider as the mascot of atheism in order to soften the image of atheism. American women's reaction? Eeww!
Meanwhile, pictures of the baby Jesus, pictures of Jesus holding lambs and pictures of Jesus surrounded by little children continue to melt women's hearts.
3 things many women love

1. Jesus
2. Many American women love their kind and generous God fearing husbands who tend to give more to charity than the typical American atheist.
3. God's creation the pony

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