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[Washington State Legislature has enough votes to legalize same-sex marriage.]

Oh Whoopee, now all the Citizens in Washington State can jump for joy. They will all be so happy they can be Gay now.
Grandfathers will be so glad that their gay grandsons will not propogate their genes and name and make Great-Grandchildren. Fathers can do the same. And Mothers will be so overjoyed with their gay girls who don't share their genes either.

The Lawyers will Jump for Joy. Just think of all the Gay Divorces. And of course, we won't judge anyone for their 10th broken gay marriage.

Lastly the Devil jumps for Joy. He has a lot of Souls to take with him to his domain. Adultery and Fornication will be rampant and more marriages can dissolve. He says, 'Who cares about the spouses and children they abandoned, just like in Brokeback Mountain, of course it is just fine'. The Devil claps his hands.

And the Children. Well they will be so happy when daddy or mommy (obsolete terms) leaves them for the gay lover.

Oh, Whooped Dee Doo!

/Sarcasm OFF

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old comment by Swede

People are born gay independent of marriage laws.
Gay grandsons will not "propogate" genes, regardless of marital status.
(Don't fathers have daughters, and mothers have sons, by the way?)

We'll judge just as harshly for the tenth broken gay marriage as for the tenth broken straight marriage, stupid! How many is Gingrich up to now? Four? Six?

Won't there be LESS adultery and fornication with wider marriage laws? Now gays have no opportunity to have "legal" sex; with gay marriage they will.
Most people waiting for same-sex marriage laws are now living with a same-sex partner. Very few (hopefully) live in a fake marriage with a spouse they're not really attracted to.

Why do they think that people will TURN gay with same-sex marriage laws?

old comment by Doubting Thomas

They will all be so happy they can be Gay now.

Yeah, because legalizing gay marriage will make everyone want to be gay all of a sudden.

And of course, we won't judge anyone for their 10th broken gay marriage.

Just like you Republicans don't judge Newt Gingrich for his 3rd broken "traditional" marriage.

Adultery and Fornication will be rampant and more marriages can dissolve.

So you're saying that gay marriage will make people divorce their hetero spouses so they can try out gay marriage? If someone wanted to be gay, they didn't have to wait for gay marriage to be legal. Leave it up to Christians to think that someone can't have sex unless they're married.

old comment by N. De Plume

@sr4402

Oh Whoopee, now all the Citizens in Washington State can jump for joy. They will all be so happy they can be Gay now.
Grandfathers will be so glad that their gay grandsons will not propogate their genes and name and make Great-Grandchildren. Fathers can do the same. And Mothers will be so overjoyed with their gay girls who don't share their genes eit

You know, some of us have left this quaint obsession with “family lines” far behind. Rather selfish for a parents to only look on their children as little grandbaby factories.

Hey, and you know what? There are plenty of straight folks that never produce a grandchild for their parent. And if you really find genetic lineage so damn important, gay children are more than capable of producing, thanks to the magic of surrogacy.

@sr4402

The Lawyers will Jump for Joy. Just think of all the Gay Divorces. And of course, we won't judge anyone for their 10th broken gay marriage.

Why not? We don’t judge anyone for their 10th broken heterosexual marriage anymore. At least, most of us.

@sr4402

And the Children. Well they will be so happy when daddy or mommy (obsolete terms) leaves them for the gay lover.

And they are so happy when a parent runs off with a heterosexual lover?

old comment by Horsefeathers

"Oh Whoopee, now all the Citizens in Washington State can jump for joy. They will all be so happy they can be Gay now."

They couldn't be gay before? What, it was illegal or something?

"Grandfathers will be so glad that their gay grandsons will not propogate their genes and name and make Great-Grandchildren. Fathers can do the same. And Mothers will be so overjoyed with their gay girls who don't share their genes either."

Being gay doesn't mean you're infertile, jackass.

"The Lawyers will Jump for Joy. Just think of all the Gay Divorces. And of course, we won't judge anyone for their 10th broken gay marriage."

We don't judge anyone for their 10th broken heterosexual marriage. Especially if they're a celebrity. Then we gawk at them in awe for some reason and place them higher on the pedestal of fame, particularly if said marriage lasted less than six months.

"Lastly the Devil jumps for Joy. He has a lot of Souls to take with him to his domain.

The Devil doesn't exist, jackass.

"Adultery and Fornication will be rampant and more marriages can dissolve."

Yeah, because it isn't already rampant.

"He says, 'Who cares about the spouses and children they abandoned, just like in Brokeback Mountain, of course it is just fine'. The Devil claps his hands."

You realize, of course, that prior to gay marriage being legal anywhere in the U.S., this shit still happened. And since there weren't any gay marriages, guess who was at fault.

"And the Children. Well they will be so happy when daddy or mommy (obsolete terms) leaves them for the gay lover."

Like that's never happened before.

old comment by Fundies Make Me Sick

"They will all be so happy they can be Gay now."

They were gay before SSM was legalized. It's just that now, they can have the same legal benefits/rights as married straight couples.

"Grandfathers will be so glad that their gay grandsons will not propogate their genes and name and make Great-Grandchildren. Fathers can do the same. And Mothers will be so overjoyed with their gay girls who don't share their genes either."

This is why you fail. Gay people can have children. It's called a surrogate for males and artificial insemination for females.

"The Lawyers will Jump for Joy. Just think of all the Gay Divorces. And of course, we won't judge anyone for their 10th broken gay marriage."

Oh the irony. Heterosexuals have a 52% divorce rate. Suck it, bitch.

"Lastly the Devil jumps for Joy. He has a lot of Souls to take with him to his domain."

Homosexuality doesn't land you in the Lake of Fire. Read your Bible.

"Adultery and Fornication will be rampant and more marriages can dissolve."

You mean it isn't already? Oh wait, it is. Shut it, moron.

"He says, 'Who cares about the spouses and children they abandoned, just like in Brokeback Mountain, of course it is just fine'"

I thought you said gays couldn't have children. Make up your mind, cretin.

"And the Children. Well they will be so happy when daddy or mommy (obsolete terms) leaves them for the gay lover."

And what do you base that claim on? Your own bigotry? I thought so. Go fuck yourself.

old comment by Amadaun

You fragging moron, a major point of gay marriage is that it be acceptable and stable so people won't wind up in cover relationships that they're then tempted to betray because it's not what they really want! You are being illogical as well as annoying and paranoid and horrid.

Can't help you on the genes thing, except of course a lot of lesbians do artificial insemination and bear their own children. Gay guys have been known to get host mothers, too, but of course there's great social value in the gay families that're okay with non-related children providing an 'adoption market' for our many orphans and abandoned children. Think of the children, asshole! Heheheh. I got to say that for serious.